By camp - 03/03/2009 22:14 - United States

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Today, my very religious grandmother walked in on me masturbating. She's sending me to bible camp. FML
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BeautyAndBrains 0

Has anyone heard of KNOCKING anymore? My gosh, she should have at least given you some warning before just barging in on you.

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neonoodle 0

What a sad life she must have led if she's never masturbated.

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fifthwheel00 0

hey, there's locks on doors just in case you don't know.

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sparksinner 1

bible camp is the best thing that could happen to you. Lots of repressed chicks looking for any excuse to find a release. you can be that release. When granny asks if you were able to keep from jerking it at camp you can say: Praise sweet baby jesus, I did not once lay a hand on myself. There were too many girls doing it for me, I never got a chance."

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SgtSchadenfreude 0

Of all locations one could pick for surreptitious and discrete self-pleasure, why would one choose his or her grandmother's house?

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cspinky 0

its ok all good stuff happens at bible camp ;D ittl prob being more sexual fun then in your grandmas house

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emorockerownage 9

and 42# what the **** are you going to call him a pervert for its his own ******* body and its healthy

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emorockerownage 9

ANYONE WHO THINKS MASTURBATION IS BAD FOR YOU http://tinyurl.com/ag8awfjs

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Kattychu 0

Bible camp? That sucks! You'll be spending however long with a bunch of religion obsessed weirdos XD FYL

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silly_kate 0

i hate it when religious people force feed their beliefs! agree with #3! seriously, masturbation is normal!!! they're all like 'it's a sin, it's a sin'! yerr, and so is molesting little boys........take the hint, priests!!!!

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