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haha it reminds me of a porno movie plot... "what you got there? mmm so big let me touch it, it will be our little secret"

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lmao haahhahah this is by far the funiest responce ever hahaha. when I read the fml I got a little horny, man Porns really fucked me up

haha it reminds me of a porno movie plot... "what you got there? mmm so big let me touch it, it will be our little secret"

reminds of george costanza in seinfeld, when his mother walking in on him, she started falling down, and he didnt know whether to go keep her from falling, or zip up!!

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#9, just because the OP has a soon-to-be-bride gf doesnt mean he can stop natural things like masturbaiting...btw, OP, how could your soon to be mother in law get in to your house if the door was locked...you lock your doors, right?

#11 that's wrong tho cus that means your partner isn't satisfying your needs very good.and he or she is about to get married..WTF

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Happens, but either way people masturbate whether they're single or in a relationship. Their partner is out of town, they just wanna rub one out for the night, couples often masturbate together, etc.

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