Love: Today, I nervously flirted with a very cute guy. Being a little...

By nofatchicks - 12/05/2014 23:49 - United States - Tampa

Today, I nervously flirted with a very cute guy. Being a little overweight, I rarely think cute guys will go for me. This line of thinking was yet again correct when he casually pulled his sleeve up revealing a tattoo of a pinup girl with a "NO FAT CHICKS" sign below it. FML

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Same thing different taste

Such a nice guy

By Anonymous - 14/01/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, the only girl who likes me is a girl who is overweight and uses body acceptance as a reason to get mad at me for turning her down. Call me shallow but as someone who works out frequently, I don't want someone who douses herself with tattoos, thinking guys will fetishize her, instead of self-care. FML

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By cc - 24/11/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about how I'm self conscious about my weight. He looks at me and says, "Don't worry babe, I've always been kind of a chubby chaser." FML

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By rayraydayday - 21/03/2015 04:25 - United States - Englewood

Today, I was wearing a new tank top that was really cute. I later was talking to an attractive guy and thought he was giggling at me because he thought I was being cute and funny. I then realized he was giggling at the fact that I'd only shaved one armpit. FML

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Miscommunication

By embarrassed - 21/07/2021 01:59 - United States

Today, I saw a really cute guy in the grocery store. We made eye contact a few times and I was trying to work up the nerve to start a conversation. Instead, he screamed, "Yes, I know I’m fat, bitch. You don’t have to stare!” I got so many dirty looks I left immediately. I didn’t think he was fat. FML

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By mudafkrmas - 18/09/2009 04:14 - Canada

Today, I was trying to look cute in front of this really nice guy. I sure hope he thinks smacking into a pole, rebounding backwards and knocking over an old man is cute. FML

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Thanks?

By Anonymous - 23/12/2017 06:00

Today, I went out with a guy who, about 20 minutes into our dinner, said, "Wow, you don't sweat much for a fat chick." FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2015 19:51 - United States - Seattle

Today, a cute guy asked me if I was single. When I said yes, he said "Yeah, you look like the type", and walked away. FML

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By girlthatstoofat - 29/10/2009 17:28 - United States

Today, I recieved a message on MySpace from a cute guy I've been talking to for a while. It read, "I saw a girl in Old Navy at the mall last night that looked a lot like you, but she was much fatter." I was in Old Navy at the mall last night. FML

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By Noname - 03/02/2009 02:36 - United States

Today, I sent a guy that I like a lot a picture of myself. I'd got all dressed up sexy and did my make-up. He sent me a reply saying, "Your cat is fat." FML

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By fuckoffandfuckoffagainyoucunt - 17/08/2012 16:27 - United Kingdom - Sittingbourne

Today, I was at the gym, when a pretty overweight guy started staring and eventually taunting me. Let me tell you, lines such as "Lay off the cake, fatty!" and "I can see your gut hanging out your ass, for fuck's sake!" don't exactly boost one's self-confidence. FML

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Sam_Dchi 23

Tuesday 13 May 2014 8:16

what a ******* douche

lsmith6150 18

Tuesday 13 May 2014 8:18

That's when you wish you had a tat saying "no douche bags allowed"

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menfearme 10

Tuesday 13 May 2014 12:38

Thank goodness he was somewhat cute. That way he's only 99.9% waste of space. Oh wait, he loses .01% for the shitty tat. What a pompous asshat.

DarkStorm2Bad 14

Tuesday 13 May 2014 12:50

I'm not going to click "I agree, your life sucks", because if there's one less shite-burger like him in it, it can't be all that bad ;-)

ZoroMiHawk 25

Tuesday 13 May 2014 12:51

Another classic of a girl trying to flirt with that super hot douche boy huh? I bet there are guys, maybe even one, who really likes OP but he was placed in the friendzone or ignored because he was not hot enough for OP..

DotDootyDot 17

Tuesday 13 May 2014 13:02

Are you ******* kidding me? Are you seriously transforming this situation into "boohoo, nice guys get stuck in the friendzone" and trying to make the OP (and women in general) seem like a villain for no good reason? You must be really bitter about women if you need to bring this kind of bullshit up in a FML like this.

Queenie2014 11

Tuesday 13 May 2014 14:36

WTF does this have to do with the friend zone? It really gets me how ******* entitled some guys are. I bet YOU'VE turned down girls you weren't into simply because you weren't into them. So by your logic you're an asshole for friend zoning those 'nice girls'

fantasyworld 37

Tuesday 13 May 2014 13:03

He's an asshole.

Etweens96 25

Tuesday 13 May 2014 13:07

Guy like that isn't worth your time

ladybugz23 13

Tuesday 13 May 2014 13:07

asshole you will find right man

diaspora_fml 26

Tuesday 13 May 2014 14:39

man you will find right asshole

PizzaDeliveryGrl 19

Tuesday 13 May 2014 13:29

Yew, no. Anybody good enough for you won't care that you're a little overweight. Honestly, it's no reason to shoot you down like that. Also, that guy is an ass. Even if you were as thin as a number 2 pencil, you wouldn't want to be going around with someone like that, would you?