By nofatchicks - 12/05/2014 23:49 - United States - Tampa

Today, I nervously flirted with a very cute guy. Being a little overweight, I rarely think cute guys will go for me. This line of thinking was yet again correct when he casually pulled his sleeve up revealing a tattoo of a pinup girl with a "NO FAT CHICKS" sign below it. FML
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lsmith6150 18

That's when you wish you had a tat saying "no douche bags allowed"

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zandalee 19

Good God. He has got this reminder of what a ******* wanker he is for the rest of his life. Imagine how proud his grand kids will be in forty odd years reading this on grand dad. Not.

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marcranger 28

That's assuming any woman who meets his standards would agree to have kids with him in the first place, which I highly doubt will be the case. This guy will have no one but his tat for company in his old age.

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colombiatti 14

Tattoos can be covered up and or removed..

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Cupcake040 17

Ya but no matter how much it is removed or covered he will still be a dick

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gracehi 31

Hey, you can lose weight any time, but he's such with that dumb ass tattoo. Unless he wants to spend a fortune and endure ridiculous pain getting it covered up or removed, but you get my point. He's also stuck with the brain that thought that tattoo would be a good idea.

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FYlife604 18

Actually there isn't it much more pain involved on a cover up as long as the colour and design are properly decided. And laser skin treatments are not that painful expensive yes

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SimplyEcks 15

Thats one of the stupidest tattoos I've ever heard of anyone having. Forget that idiotic loser OP. If you feel you'll have more self esteem if you lose a few pounds then go for it but I personally prefer chicks with a few pounds on them because making love with them I won't have to worry about the fragility of a small woman if our love making gets a little rough. =]

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psychomomma19 12

What a jerk. Missed out on the more cushion for the pushiin ((;

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refticon 31

Sorry OP, his course of actions are not compatible with your desire for genuine love and yes I like (a bit of) overweight girls, but let's not hate the guy, he knows the type he likes and is willing to get a permanent tattoo for that. Apparently 1/3 of US citizens have a tattoo.

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Hesher 19

Unfortunately, he will scare away the type he likes with the tattoo as well for being such a shallow douchebag. If he likes skinny girls, that's fine, he doesn't need to humiliate others for it.

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xebi 4

Wow, way to make himself go from "very cute" to "hideously unattractive" with one flick of a sleeve. At least now you know you dodged a bullet, OP. I suspect you can also take some comfort in being a better person than he is.

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