Give it to me, Sheldon!

By oh lord - 27/05/2012 16:06 - Canada - Oshawa

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Today, my boyfriend and I were making love. I've been working on a novel for the past six months, and what would have been mid-way through, I accidentally said the main character's name instead of my boyfriend's. FML
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zingline89 18

And you hadn't even written the climax yet...

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SkoomaKi 27

Yeah of course, you got the name from your "novel". We all know what you've been up to OP.

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MushroomCake 9

Awkward? Only slightly...I hope you both managed to laugh it off OP!

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xoconnie 8

Ah crap, he's gonna be pissed :/ It could have been worse though, prior posters have said their brother/sister's name so I think your case is more understandable.

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NeatNit 32

I guess we know who inspired the character then? (your other bf)

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maniaccrab 0

Is it me or is Amy hot? I know this has nothing to do with the fml but seriously. Hot as hell. :D

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Even more awkward if the main character's name is Chuck. Then Op's boyfriend couldn't get mad, or else Chuck Norris would roundhouse kick him.

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MsConfusedd 27

Hopefully the main character's good looking

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StanSmith_fml 9

Edward Cullen? Oh gosh look what you've done. I'm now all hot and bothered.

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Tali147 16

Hopefully the main character is not a female.

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uJelly24 1

What's the main characters looks got to do with this...

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SkoomaKi 27

Yeah of course, you got the name from your "novel". We all know what you've been up to OP.

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EvilPotato 14

I'm sure it has nothing to do with all of those "sleep overs.".

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StopDropNRoll 11

I thought it was the "late nights at work."

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zingline89 18

And you hadn't even written the climax yet...

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lolfood 24

Maybe the climax of your story should be a sex scene.

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ALpein 0

Maybe you just shouldn't comment..

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lolfood 24

Wow, I regret posting that comment. Very sorry, I even thumbed myself down.

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MarisaCB 16

Explain and show him the novel. Then he'll know you're telling the truth.

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airforce987 20

I'm pretty sure he knows about it. It's just a turn off and he's probably not even mad

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JustPlayTheGame 6

I doubt he's mad it'll probably just feel extremely awkward making love and knowing she's thinking of another name/person

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perdix 29

I'll never know why anybody uses names during sex, when "baby" or "bitch" are perfectly fine. I've heard "asshole" and "customer."

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redbluegreen 40

Please, call me Princess Mi Amore Cadenza.

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supermonke07 0

Cause using names makes it more intimate and I think sexier.

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hockeyoceancity 13

You're 13 lol... Enough said.

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SenorOlive 3

People really don't get that you are being facetious, do they?

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PrincessPesa 20

'Yes, Mistress' works well for me. I think creativity can be a great thing! Why not call someone your Grande **** Stallion or your Naughty Lil' **** Doll? (never mind the neighbors...) Worst that can happen is everyone ends up bursting into laughter, which if you're in the right relationship certainly shouldn't derail the whole operation.

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saksxalmo 20

What about "Captain"? "Captain" sounds cool. Or "Doctor". Someone needs to try this.

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kittykat1501 31

9 mlp is awesome!

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TheDrifter 23

If it was Edward you're lucky he didn't run screaming.

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Purplefluff 6

I think j.k Rowling had the same problem when she was writing the Harry potter books

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Ambi_Sinistrous 5

I guess it's a little late to suggest roleplaying to him...?

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