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By ineedacoworker - 30/06/2016 14:49 - United States - New York

Today, my boss bitched at me for not finishing my paperwork on time. A few weeks ago, I overheard him saying that I do the work of three people. FML

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Hunter_the_Ninja 22

Sunday 3 July 2016 9:27

Just because you were praised previously for doing well doesn't mean you're immune to being called out for ******* up.

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Hunter_the_Ninja 22

Sunday 3 July 2016 9:27

Just because you were praised previously for doing well doesn't mean you're immune to being called out for ******* up.

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