Work: Today, while at work a girl was being interviewed for a pizza... - FML

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By DeanVendetta - 18/06/2016 03:09 - United States - Moss Point

Today, while at work a girl was being interviewed for a pizza delivery position. I overheard a co worker say she was a lesbian, so jokingly I said in a disgusted/surprised voice "oh no, we can't hire a lesbian!". Her girlfriend was sitting 5 feet from me. She was pissed. FML.

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XandWacky 23

Saturday 18 June 2016 17:49

I would be pissed, too. You deserved what happens.

Emma1562 35

Saturday 18 June 2016 17:32

You walked into that op.

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Emma1562 35

Saturday 18 June 2016 17:32

You walked into that op.

XandWacky 23

Saturday 18 June 2016 17:49

I would be pissed, too. You deserved what happens.

MrDrDaBoss 6

Sunday 19 June 2016 19:09

It was a joke not a hate statement

GhostFox 33

Wednesday 22 June 2016 8:53

You obviously have no idea how many people that are bigots make "joking" statements about their victim demographic. Or say something ****** up and then say it was a joke or they were being sarcastic.

dansco 24

Sunday 19 June 2016 1:23

Jokingly? That isn't funny to anyone!

GhostFox 33

Monday 20 June 2016 4:37

Really? Not only was that a dumb statement to make regardless- because, you know, she was RIGHT THERE, let alone her girlfriend being there- but I hope you weren't honestly insensitive enough to make this "joke" after the event in Orlando occurred. You may as well have cheerfully stabbed yourself in the hand, OP. YDI.

hoponpip 20

Wednesday 22 June 2016 5:00

it's not a damn joke if you're saying something discriminating idgaf how funny you think it is, that is not humorous. you deserve to get the shit kicked out of you.

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