Work: Today, I lost out on my dream job because the other guy was unemployed... - FML

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By payingoffkarma - 04/05/2016 12:32 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, I lost out on my dream job because the other guy was unemployed and immediately available. The other guy is a trust fund baby who doesn't need to work. He was unemployed because he quit after a week of working for an insanely abusive boss. The same boss I've spent two years working for. FML

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ninaflowerss 13

Wednesday 4 May 2016 20:19

If you kill the trust fund baby then you have another shot at the job and maybe his trust fund.

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ninaflowerss 13

Wednesday 4 May 2016 20:19

If you kill the trust fund baby then you have another shot at the job and maybe his trust fund.

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