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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Brazil - Jacare
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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Brazil - Jacare
By cAtaLanbLoOd - 24/10/2013 06:06 - France - Perpignan
By PumaPounce - 02/11/2013 04:50 - United States - Butler
By unknown - 02/11/2013 21:10 - Canada - Courtenay
By Argh - 03/11/2013 20:18 - France - Saivres
By barebackingit - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Canada - Kanata
By thatescalatedquickly - 07/11/2013 08:52 - United States - Collierville
By zoe777 - 09/11/2013 02:54 - United States
By MyUsernameIsBest - 12/11/2013 05:45 - United States - Moreno Valley
Hello all, OP here! :] I must say that I am so surprised that my late night ranting on FML made it on the site. XD Well I thought I'd elaborate a bit. x] First of all, it was a trip with my high school AP European History class to Italy and France. It was all planned out, everything was included in what we pay online, and I already had gotten my passport. I got a part time job early last year when I found out about it to help pay for the trip, and I earned almost $850 to put towards funding it, as well as earned my own spending money. I had to give her the money because the tickets were being paid for from her account. I have no clue what happened to the money I gave my mom for the trip, but for the record she was not supposed to pay for the entire trip. A few days after I gave her the money I had earned, she texted me while I was at school telling me that she had signed me up for the trip and that it was paid for, so I stopped reminding her about it. She had already told me that if I helped earn money for the trip I could go. Secondly, the "I gave up Christmas" part referred to the fact that I agreed with my parents that I would be willing to give up getting presents on Christmas this year and the last to somewhat make up for the money they were putting towards this trip. On Christmas last year I got nothing, but I was fine with it because I was expecting to be going on this trip. They didn't tell me then that I wasn't going, they just didn't get me anything and let me keep believing. Thirdly, by "hinting", I literally just meant occasionally hinting that I wanted to go on the trip. I left the brochure laying around, forwarded emails from my teacher about fundraising options, mentioned it when my mother asked about my day at school etc. Anyone who knows me knows I'm a dang coward about inconveniencing people, never asking for things, never getting in people's way and always trying to avoid causing them trouble.. But when I realized I really wanted to go on this trip, I went about hinting about it, I wouldn't say that I was pestering her all that much. x] I did remind her about paying, but only after she told me I could go if I got a job to help pay for it. :P On the bright side, at least I have the spending money I saved up. :P
By awkwardencounters - 12/11/2013 11:18 - United States - Belleville
By clodius - 20/11/2013 18:25 - United Kingdom - Airdrie
Hi, OP here. I genuinely didn't think this would be published but here we go. Yes on that night I was extremely drunk and she was drinking heavily too, and I mean heavily. I didn't notice the huge bump because 1) I was shitfaced 2) She hid it extremely well. Anyway after talking to a few people it seems that this woman has been going around for the past 7 months sleeping with people and saying they are the dad. I have nothing wrong with people having sex when they aren't in a relationship but don't try and pin point your baby's dad on some bloke. It is wrong on so many levels.
By spooked - 22/11/2013 06:20 - United States - Indianapolis
By Thors_Hammer9999 - 23/11/2013 06:05 - United States - Cadillac
Hi no I wasn't stuffed up anymore, my sinuses will drain twice a year, once in the spring and once in the fall for about two or three days, I also tend to suffer from sinusitis and sinus infections. She showed up the day I was finally cleared up and was just loafing around the house. While I'd kept thinking I needed to take the trash out because it was gross just sitting there, but I wasn't expecting company, like I said she stopped by for a surprise visit. I was able to clear things up with my Grandpa, the man knows me better then anyone and he was just checking in on me out of concern because as he said "it didn't sound like me." It was also my idiot brother who spread it around after overhearing my ma conveying the story to my dad later that day. I have had several facebook messages and phone calls asking about it but most of the people who know me are aware of my sinus issues, especially after last spring when my sinuses got infected because of them and my face was all swollen....We're all still trying to figure out how my mom is surprised by it....Idk, guess she figures I'll grow out of it eventually. Finally while I have taken some good natured ribbing about it all and probably will for a while yet my mom has gotten it even worse and is incredibly embarrassed about it all....maybe it's enough so next spring she'll remember my sinus issues for once.
By fecal romance - 23/11/2013 10:32 - United States - Phoenix
By I hate that game - 23/11/2013 16:11 - United Kingdom - Wigan
By jazopalchris - 25/11/2013 23:42 - Australia - Mount Gambier
By Anonymous - 29/11/2013 15:37 - United States - San Francisco
By DocShadow - 03/12/2013 17:33 - United States - New York
By Anonymous - 06/12/2013 18:15 - Norway - Ytre Arna
By fuckadaisical - 06/12/2013 20:23 - United Kingdom - Pontypridd
I had no idea she was doing this! My mom blamed me for not watching her closer. I thought she would know better since she's 14. Were both grounded though.