Your fault!
By Anonymous - 11/08/2011 06:04 - Canada
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By Anonymous - 11/08/2011 06:04 - Canada
By NotSoAnon - 13/08/2011 15:31 - United States
By worried - 16/08/2011 13:20 - United Kingdom
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
By Ariella - 29/08/2011 04:06 - Singapore
By Daralea - 28/09/2011 17:54 - Canada
By Anonymous - 01/10/2011 06:48 - Australia
I cried.
By katt_is_here - 02/10/2011 05:15 - United States
Clarification time I guess. The wig was still in the bag as it was at the store. The pimp cane was another item sold at the store. I chose brevity in the FML for impact. No pun intended. I should add that I was dressed as zombie Amy Winehouse at the time so I had a horrible beehive wig on. It was a very interesting evening.
By mimiani - 05/11/2011 23:58 - Nigeria
I am a woman and it was really awkward watching it with my dad.
By XxFA1LxX - 06/11/2011 05:14 - Canada
It was a deflection. It's not like I was stupid enough to purposely shoot on my own net.
By OhHeySlogan - 06/11/2011 18:24 - United States
I'm the OP. That's what I did and it worked. Haha I'm still finding a few stragglers though.
By summinay - 12/11/2011 08:30 - United States
Guys, my dress wasn't elaborately big. It just has many layers. And yeah I've already laughed about it. Haha.
By TTR - 13/11/2011 00:36 - United States
By random person - 13/11/2011 06:16 - United States
By honeybadger123 - 14/11/2011 01:11 - United States
yea it was purple haze
By whoopsboutthecap - 15/11/2011 12:51 - United States
By Margo - 15/11/2011 15:16 - United States
By dazean - 15/11/2011 18:00 - United States
In response to why didn't you buy/check/fix it yourself? Answer: I was saving for college, and know nothing about engines. I remembered that it had been broken before, and assumed she didn't have the money to have it fixed- as we were broke most of the time and could barely afford basic necessities.
By healthfoodshmealthfood - 17/11/2011 14:34 - United States
By Chubby - 17/11/2011 16:50 - United States
They always do, and I don't know why. They even have it aimed at the sidewalks half the time.