Squantiago

0
Followed

0
Followers

0
Badges!

6
Comments

661
Visits

21
Favorites

Providence, RI, USA
35 years-old
Sunday 28 January 1990
Not specified

A propos de Squantiago

I'm kind of intense.

Squantiago - Followers

Squantiago - Followed

Squantiago's page visits

lovers5201

Mendez6

EMOHATE

DanShowsNo...

Flea_fml

ggmins999

MissLynn92

username66...

JBiz_fml

Eladar

Fucked!

Squantiago's FML badges

3_badgename

3_badgedesc

9_badgename

9_badgedesc

44_badgename

44_badgedesc

45_badgename

45_badgedesc

47_badgename

47_badgedesc

48_badgename

48_badgedesc

49_badgename

49_badgedesc

61_badgename

61_badgedesc

badgeslisttofind

Squantiago's favorite FMLs

By xyz - 09/02/2009 18:24 - Ireland

Today, I told the man I'm sleeping with that I thought my sister was prettier than me. His response : "Not significantly." FML

agreeclassic 17 826

vote type 1 30 766

By ugly - 07/04/2009 23:34 - United States

Today, I was volunteering at a school. There's this really bratty boy there and he was being rude, so I joked, "How are you ever gonna get a girlfriend when you're so mean?" He responds, "I think the better question is how are you ever gonna get a boyfriend when you're so ugly." He's 7. FML

agreeclassic 478

vote type 1 95

By vetapplez - 04/04/2009 08:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend turned 21 and got drunk at a bar. Being sober, I went through the whole ordeal: calling a cab, carrying him up three flights of stairs, helping him by the toilet, and taking him to bed. Just when I'm about to sleep, he gets up, pushes his shorts down, and pees on me. Twice. FML

agreeclassic 107 585

vote type 1 8 656

Guinea pig

By Troy - this FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I filled out a political survey for a psychology experiment. A really cute girl was doing it, too. We hit it off and flirted through the surveys, and I asked her out when it was done. Then I found out it was really an attraction experiment and she was in on it. She was acting. FML

agreeclassic 81 328

vote type 1 7 929

By healey16 - 03/04/2009 18:13 - Canada

Today, I left the iron and ironing board in my room. While I was at school, my mom decided to do some ironing, and did it in my room for convenience. The iron needed water, so she took a water bottle from my dresser and poured it in. It was my secret vodka stash, and the iron caught on fire. FML

agreeclassic 25 705

vote type 1 78 916