To catch a perv'
By Anonymous - 28/12/2012 19:05 - Malaysia - Shah Alam
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You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
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An FML submitted between 5 and 6 a.m. can't be very good.
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You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
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You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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By Anonymous - 28/12/2012 19:05 - Malaysia - Shah Alam
By say dump him and i'll kill you - 29/12/2012 00:50 - United Kingdom - Soham
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By Amathiel - 29/12/2012 15:23 - Norway - Flor?
Additional info from OP here: Yes, I have a BF who has commented on it, but with humor. He's nicknamed them Bert and Ernie because of the size difference now. Yes, I know it's a common thing, but it still isn't cool to walk around with half a boob on one side ;)
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By Anonymous - 03/01/2013 05:02 - United States - Austin
Hi, OP here. First, I can't just hit a kid, even if he punched me. And second, his Dad wasn't in sight. So I couldn't have really done anything.