Sketchy
By Notadrinkanddriveidiot - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
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By Notadrinkanddriveidiot - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
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It was the one on my left wrist of a butterfly and flowers. The other one is a dolphin and flowers. I was unaware that butterflies and dolphins where evil. They were for my Mom and Step-Mom.
By Samantha - 13/03/2012 17:59 - Canada
By BBFreak97 - 14/03/2012 20:13 - United States
Hey guys! I'm the one who posted this, I just wasnt a member at the time! Anyway, the reason I did it in front of my teacher was because I was really close to the teacher and I knew him well. I didn't get in trouble, I just felt bad. I also have a brother with Down Syndrome so I would never knowingly make fun of someone with a disability. I also live In an area with a ton of wanna be gangsters- which is why I assumed they were doing that.
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By bdogge99 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Seattle
Ahahah everyone, the shirt was a joke. I wasn't really offended, we ended up becoming friends afterwards. A lot of you are right, he has a great sense of humor and he was just teasing. It didn't kill my self esteem or anything of that sort, I just thought it might give someone a laugh (: Thanks for all the comments and such~