By So little trust. - 12/07/2013 23:18 - Canada - Coaldale
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Disinterested
By Forgetful godmother - 14/03/2019 16:00
Can't win
By Anonymous - 17/03/2019 20:00
Went a bit too far, Sigmund
By notatherapist - 01/10/2014 23:08 - Netherlands - Huizen
By emileeisamazing - 03/07/2013 16:54 - United States - Coats
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By TheLostCauseFML - 17/03/2017 18:00 - United States - Hemphill
By Anonymous - 01/07/2013 05:50 - United States - Austin
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By lat187 - 12/11/2015 01:12 - United States
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Top comment wins: I now have two mustaches on my face!! She sneezed away from me, thankfully not in my face. I felt the wax go everywhere. For some reason her gut reaction was to put the waxing paper on my eyebrow. Which made things a lot more difficult because they couldn't get to the wax. So they had to pick at the paper and peel that off the best they could. They tried warm compresses, and I'm not sure what different solvents they tried, but they did not work. My eye/face was getting so irritated I finally just told them I needed to leave. My friend helped me with baby oil which after a lot of patience worked. I'm still missing some parts. Thankfully they already called to offer me some various complimentary services.
By talktothefacecausethehandswanking - 22/06/2013 18:54 - Korea, Republic of - Seoul
What? WHAT?
By Shannon - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By chelserusera - 14/05/2009 01:45 - United States
What are you doing?
By StopMe - 20/05/2019 12:00
Good girl
By Anonymous - 28/05/2019 06:00
Get out
By Anonymous - 10/08/2014 17:24 - Germany - Würzburg
Ex-Lax Time
By savagepixie - 01/06/2019 14:09
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By tinfoilnirvana - 30/04/2009 00:42 - United States
Moving on
By crash and burn - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States
Goodbye
By scoobses - 02/10/2015 00:45 - United States
Somebody's watching me
By ugh - 08/06/2012 04:35 - Canada - Mississauga
By Anonymous - 06/10/2010 23:18 - Canada
Clubbing tip
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Pocatello
War drums
By Taylor - 30/07/2011 05:14 - United States
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By Anonymous - 03/07/2019 07:00 - Vietnam - Hanoi
By liquid_sasquatch - 29/05/2012 22:40 - United States
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Half the comments so far really cracked me up! xD Of course I'll never answer the question most asked =]
By Anonymous - 05/11/2009 22:14 - United States
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Love all the comments -- my family and I have very joking attitudes toward each other. I always call them "old names". They're not really old, none over 50 at least, and my siblings are both 10+ years older than me. (I'm sure you get the gist.) It was the "boring sh*t" they were offended by. Staring at a caged bear for half an hour isn't too much fun for me, but since then we did decide on zip lining now amongst other non-boring things. We did decide to keep the conversation named that if you were wondering :)