Today, after my shower, I went to clear off my fogged-up mirror. Doing so, I noticed a handprint on it. I compared it to my hand, but it was much too small. I live alone. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got out of bed and saw muddy footprints next to it. They were at least three sizes bigger than mine. I live alone. FML
Today, while walking into a hotel room, I passed by a full-sized mirror. My reflection scared me so badly that I punched the mirror, which then shattered and resulted in several cuts to my hand. FML
Today, I was washing my hands in my workplace's bathroom and caught my reflection in the mirror. I had toothpaste smeared all over my cheek. I spent the rest of the day wondering how many people had noticed and said nothing. FML
Today, I knocked on the door of the bathroom to make sure nobody was in there before I walked in. Then I remembered I live alone. FML
Today, I dried my hands on the same towel I used this morning to wipe up a few shards of glass. You can't see the small splinters in my hands, but believe me, I can feel them. FML
Today, I was in the middle of having a shower when I noticed a camera hidden in the corner of the room pointing directly towards the shower which I stood in butt-naked. I live by myself and have recently only moved in. FML
Today, I went into the bathroom and got angry upon finding that once again, no one had bothered to put on a new roll of toilet paper. And then I remembered that I live alone. FML
Today, I got into the shower with my glasses on by mistake. I spent 5 minutes convinced that the fog in my vision was me going blind. FML
Today, while at work, I used the restroom. After I noticed we were out of paper towels, I just tried shaking my hands dry. I then readjusted my bra, since it'd been driving me crazy all day. After getting back to my cubicle, I realized that I had two wet handprints over my boobs. FML
Today, I was on the toilet and jumped when I saw a face at the window. It was my own reflection. FML
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Top comments
peacheso 31
You need to invest in some cameras and an alarm system ASAP!
Wizardo 34
It could have been there from another time people visited. If someone's hand left grease or dirt on the mirror then its much harder for condensation to form on it, hence, the print. I doubt that you're being haunted OP.
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peacheso 31
You need to invest in some cameras and an alarm system ASAP!
Meowdisen 15
Either this is a ghost or a person is in your house. Either way you should probably get the hell out of there.
MeanBeagle 22
or.. your hand swelled from being in water for so long?
soulreaper12296 28
I doubt OP's hand would've swelled that much from just a shower.
garrett_8614 14
Maybe someone who came over previously put their hand on the mirror (for whatever reason), then the steam from the shower made the handprint visible again. Either that or you have a stalker
dcb132z 17
Needs a follow up
fuggotmuggot 14
I heard that if you record them, they get angry and everything gets worse?
Adeptus_Astartes 22
@28 9/10 of your comments are downvoted bro, time to change your comment game.
sturschaedel 27
Or maybe someone has been paying rent for two months, not knowing that the place wasn't vacant.
Jadea_fml 12
You just made my day! I sww that fml too hahaha
ShadowOpsV4 13
If I was the guy that posted the fml and I read all these comments I would be extremely paranoid to do anything in my house, because everyone is saying a bucks of creepy things that could have happened..
higgysaurus 18
Actually oil from handprints can keep steam from condensing on the mirror, so it could be from a while back. Or it's a ghost
doctorhook86 25
#100: Can confirm. I use the finger-oil trick to prank my friends with creepy or hilarious mirror messages. If they don't clean their mirrors, those messages can last for a long, long time. (Pro tip: Use a small amount of cooking oil for extra oiliness => extra message-longevity.)
Sansa_fml 38
That is really creapy. Didn't had any visitors lately?
modelos10 19
she must have
pinkster2014 25
*creepy
Sansa_fml 38
yeah, English isn't my first language.
stingray112 24
Gonna be straight up real here most likely completely fake
mundanemermaid 11
People tend to think everyone knows perfect English... I bet he can't speak your native language!
Sansa_fml 38
probably not, Dutch is hard to learn. (:
MattChristensen 14
Your English is pretty good for it not being your first language
Wizardo 34
It could have been there from another time people visited. If someone's hand left grease or dirt on the mirror then its much harder for condensation to form on it, hence, the print. I doubt that you're being haunted OP.
INeedAUserNamr 13
The real answer is a hobo midget
thebigtwinkie 28
did you know that once a man in japan was hearing noises while he was sleepinh through his apartment but he didn't think any of it but it got really disturbing so he set up some cameras and found out that a homeless woman was living in his closet for the past 2 months... so anything is possinle
slyde32 12
how do you not realise someone's living in your closet for that long
INeedAUserNamr 13
That is genuinely creepy. Although (but extremely unlikey), it could be a hobo midget?
skitzoklown 19
Hobo midget did it
INeedAUserNamr 13
But then again, how would he reach?
pinkster2014 25
Maybe he climbed up on the sink, or something, and did it xD
Wizardo 34
Hobo midgets are known to possess radical powers of slam dunkingness, therefore the hypothesis dictates that the mirror got posterised son.
stonedfly3 15
Hobo midget doing "humans can lick too"? Do you own a dog OP? Or think you do?
jamiro11 19
uhm what?
Mandybruin 15
Who is this "hobo midget" you speak of? I am intrigued or maybe afraid. Should I be afraid? O.o
JuzReading 23
Someone may or may not be living in your attic right now and have their showers when you're out of the house
SnowKitten 14
Imagining that just gave me the chills...
Noheartbeat 19
Oh my god. I have to check my attic now.
australianchick 8
Most people in Australia don't have attics, so that's very unlikely. :-) yay, one less creepy option.
mzcupcakez 20
Oh no! Be careful. Hopefully it was from when another person had visited earlier.
DocDrose 20
don't. look. under. the. bed.
jenjen2633 17
Or the oven
sturschaedel 27
Don't blink. Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead. Don't blink.
MADTATER 1
What's funny is I was about to comment that, and then you showed up, but anyways, nice comment
stryder9090 28
When's the last time you cleaned your mirror? It could be from a couple weeks ago, the oily handprint will stay there for quite a while
darwinism 30
So their hand got fat in those couple of weeks? The size difference is the issue mate.
Ki11erC 18
Can live alone and still have guests...
granCanyon 12
Don't worry OP! It's just a ghost! Be nice to him or her and you can become good friends.
Alwaysalone19 21
unless it's a demon passing itself off as a child spirit or what ever. I'm no expert and I don't know the size of the print so I'm just guessing.
tony1891 22
chucky is coming to take over your soul!