Today, my girlfriend asked me, "Is it in yet?" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Well?
Today, I heard the four most dreaded words known to man during my first time: "Is it in yet?" It was. FML
Get on with it
Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, she suddenly said : "Are you going to be done any time soon?" FML
Today, in the middle of sex, my girlfriend asked me, "Are you sure you're a guy?" I still have no idea what that was for. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend if she has ever had an affair. She replied, "Yes. With you". FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 2 years texted me saying "I can't wait to f*ck later." I replied saying, "Couldn't we just spend time together?" Her response was, "What are you, a girl?" FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend what her favorite quality about me was. Her answer, "Your car." FML
Love language
Today, trying to be an old-school romantic, I asked my girlfriend, "Where art thou, my love?" via SMS. She replied, "Toilet." FML
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
Romance is dead
Today, my girlfriend and I haven't had sex for a long time, so when she got out of the shower I was ready on our bed to finally do it. Her response? "Really? Now? I just got out of the shower." FML
Top comments
Ilovelife07 0
shoulda taken it out, and put it in her butt and said "feel it now??"
Newbie21 1
well is it? lol
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Comments (170)
Newbie21 1
well is it? lol
frankie1331 0
i know right was it in?!
greendaygirl999 5
*cough cough 3 inch cough cough* xD
llcooljoey 0
ouch, that would have sucked, no really if she can't feel it there then try her mouth
eehizle 0
use your tounge. or is that 2" as well?
Jbiebs82 0
You knew exactaly what I was thinking @#1
Tyrone_Hawkins16 0
Are you asian
tellithowitis 13
she was just asking if her foot was in the shoe he was holding down for her, wats the big deal??
Vincanety 0
if she can't feel it make the birch feel it baseball bat
r39p 3
A question you will be asked the rest of your life
fucking_dev 2
I take it or probably was ..
gardner010 0
lolz
Justforlolz 14
That's what she said! Lol.
KatherineAnne 7
I'd ask my bf that just to tease him... I KNOW I'll feel it when we finally do it... :P
sxychik 4
I asked ne boyfriend the same question :P
Ilovelife07 0
KyleSays1 0
ohh i would never get asked that with a foot long babe
KyleSays1 0
@#3 ur hot :)
brandonwong 18
agreed kyle! hahaha
Nicksaysheyyy 0
agreed too. (.)(.)
Lahir 0
lol that must be demoralizing for him. and I agree your hot
Angi95 3
Wow. Just wow.
gaybacon 0
of course shes hot, shes from vancouver! :D
1800getalife 0
haha urs is still a little boy fyl
sunshne 0
Ouch.
elvgar 0
agreed
Ilovelife07 0
shoulda taken it out, and put it in her butt and said "feel it now??"
melibu 3
#6 FTW!
minas23 0
hahaha good on ya
tpm45 25
Shoulda told her that you couldn't tell cuz she was too damn loose from shoving her head up there.
gatorgirl7563 22
No. Don't do that without permission... unless you want her to return the favor one dark night.
Cruth 2
FYL well u can still do some oral Sex lols
cr9landinho 0
maybe she is just that loose lol
ruinit 0
maybe his dick is just small.....
redsox4021 0
maybe you moms dick is small!!!!!
wonderboy1 0
maybe so loose that it would be like throwing a banana into a tunnel
rasellersjr 0
or a hotdog down a hallway
jondon101 0
or a toothpick in a volcano
xiar 0
hahaha win
KatherineAnne 7
It a goat in a pickle jar...
ABarrelHorseGirl 8
149, you ruined it. Had a good joke going and you walk in with a goat in a ******* pickle jar. You're a disappointment to this comment thread.
mindfreak117 4
I agree with #6.