Today, my fiancée showed me her wedding plans. It will be themed on one of her video games, the best man will be dressed as an alien warlord, and the vows talk about how we'll beat the odds and be blessed by the "Goddess Kalahira". Apparently, I have no say in this. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my fiancée suggested a 'Back To The Future' - themed wedding. FML
Today, my fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, my fiancé's best friend, who will be our best man at our wedding, decided to confess his feelings for me and tell me how he's always dreamed of us eloping together. The wedding is going to be awkward. FML
Today, my fiancé nervously sat me down for a "serious chat". The chat wound up with him asking if we could postpone our wedding, because his World of Warcraft guild had a raid scheduled for the same day. FML
Today, I went to pick up my wedding dress from the seamstress, only to find out that my fiancé called two weeks ago to say I wanted the dress "tie-dyed to match our new theme." She believed him. Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, my girlfriend started to plan our wedding. We've been going out for 3 days. FML
Today, my fiancée told me she can't marry me. Our wedding day is tomorrow and around 20 of our 180 guests attending have travelled half way around the world just for the occasion. FML
Today, my fiancé informed me he didn't want a regular wedding cake, he wants a Batman cake. I have nothing against this, except that he already decided the wedding theme would be Star Wars. Essentially, I'm marrying a child. FML
Today, my fiancée said that our relationship is doomed because an astrologer said so. We only have a few more days until our wedding and she won't listen to a word I say. FML
Today, my father-in-law decided he was going to just completely take over our engagement party, so now my fiancé just wants to go to Reno and get married there. FML
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bienlunee 6
You never saw this coming?
osf777 2
If you don't marry her, I will.
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Welshite 40
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
This would be...fantastic!
Fishinaddict22 1
Steal your balls back and say no?
Fishinaddict22 1
My apologies, that was supposed to be a response to OP, not 1's post.
outoftown 27
#1, absolutely fantastic. FML can create a whole new section for wedding photos like these!
Futacy 30
OMG, thats so dumb! the best man should be a wizard, not an alien. and if you rely on the godess kalahira then your marriage will fall apart, just like zorlon and chea. GEEK POWER! lol, jk... or am I..? ;-)
bsmith9942 11
My fiancé is now jealous.
weallfml 3
I also support 4's comment
Star928 7
OP should be happy and stop complaining. I mean, billions of men would marry his fiancée in a heartbeat.
supbabes 0
Wow it's your wedding too. Tell her that kinda bull is gunna give your grandma a heart attack
starman02 12
Your fiancé is awesome. Any gamer would LOVE to snatch her up.
PinkieKeen 20
You sir have married an otaku
Mister_Triangle 21
Let's flip the tables and say that OP is a girl and her fiancé is planning the wedding as NASCAR-themed. The priest will be Danica Patrick and everyone had to wear leather jackets covered in endorsements. Is this still okay? Not to anybody but the most die-hard NASCAR fan. This is the type of thing that needs to be agreed upon by both parties.
Yodaevil 4
Rule 1 of marriage: happy wife=happy life. Learn it Practice it Live by it Or suffer a horrible painful death.
negb 30
99 - Just men? Guess I'm getting a sex change. I call dibs on OP's fiancée!
halo99 1
Mass effect themed wedding is genious.
reject214 10
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Yeah fiancé. She rules!
reject214 10
Damn. I should have been first.
the_anti_hipster 7
Literally, since apparently OP has no say in it. Let her have her fun...the honeymoon is worth it ;)
reject214 10
Damn. I was almost first to comment. Boo hoo.
Psych101 9
Yeah, I am seeing some interesting role playing in OP's future.
reject214 10
I would like to know who has the power to erase things from this board after someone posts something? FML gods show yourselves.
LaughinStock 16
Yup 31, Op will be Commander Shepard and she will be Liara.
fml121785 14
Start running! No, seriously though, if you really love this chick and want to marry her, you need to have a long talk with her and tell her that this is your wedding as much as hers and you would appreciate it if she would respect your ideas for the ceremony. Oh yea, and take your BALLS BACK from her while your at it! ******* pussy!
MyChemicalSmosh 4
#142 girl, put your boobs away before you knock someone out.
ElhonnaDS 10
If she wants them to talk about Kalahira, she actually wants him to be Thane, which would make her Shepard. @OP- If you are not aware, the faux religion she's mimicking is the one frog-lizard alien guy who is one of the love interests in the Mass Effect series. It's unique to that character, and doesn't come up anywhere else in the game. Her wanting that specific thing in the ceremony might indicate she's using you wedding to indulge in this fantasy relationship from the game. I'm not sure how healthy that is. It would be the equivalent of you asking her to speak in an accent or cut and dye her hair like a particular actress you thought was hot for the wedding. If you're comfortable with that, then OK, but if my fiancee wanted to fantasize about marrying someone else and changed the wedding to help accommodate that, I'd be a little leery.
BubbleGrunge 18
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Your future wifey seems awesome!!!!!
Psych101 9
And we all know that the man doesn't have any say in the wedding anyways.
G3K0 7
I'm jealous.
Goldenchest 14
Usually this would be the other way around.
tigrouficele2012 44
I have no idea what game that is, but I'd go along with it. Sounds like a blast.
xpheonix57 7
It's the Mass Effect series.
windycityassasin 6
I'm commander Shepard and this is my favorite fml on fmylife.com
Knessler 1
That is a pretty obscure reference. Good catch #30.
thacar 1
She maybe romanced Thane.
killdozer1 2
Freeza, your not being very paragon!
xMidna 6
76- I've never played mass effect, but I know a little about it. From what I know it's a pretty popular game, so how is it obscure??
bassplayr92 4
The Kalahira reference is only heard maybe a few times if not only once in the entire series and only in small conversation.
bienlunee 6
You never saw this coming?
kamikrazy 6
Oh he did, but it was after sex when he zoned out while she was blabbing about it.
DetroitDov 35
Stand your ground man!
invivoful 10
Actually I believe it's 'hold the line!'
Thanatos_God3 2
69- Damn! Beat me to it!
Soloman212 28
I'm almost tearing up at the fact that I got to this FML too late to be part of the first batch of commenters. :'I But hold the line indeed!
tressie_fml 6
I gotta say, but that's just plain awesome.
brittandwill 1
Grow a pair and stick up for yourself. Its your wedding too!
OneGirlsLife 20
Sounds fun but extremely strange at the same time...
CallMeMcFeelii 14
That's kind of what I was thinking. It could be fun but imagine this 20 years down the road. They'll think of their wedding as an out dated video game. At least do a classic like Mario or even better yet Mortal Kombat. Instead of "I do" it'll be "Fatality" "Finish him". Haha..
Silent_Thrill 17
GET OVER HERE... and you may now kiss the bride.
osf777 2
If you don't marry her, I will.
xpheonix57 7
Your fiancée is ******* awesome!