Today, I found out my boyfriend's parents consider me more of a clingy friend than a girlfriend. We have been together over 5 years. FML
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Today, my boyfriend's mother introduced me as his "friend". We've been together for 10 years. FML
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RichardPencil 32
What does your male friend have to say about it?
darshini_ii 24
Either they're very thick or your "friend" is very convincing. Oh wait, should be both.
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Comments (11)
RichardPencil 32
What does your male friend have to say about it?
bolt_fire112 3
Ask him to talk to your parents.
bolt_fire112 3
His*
trumpet27 1
Parents these days.
species4872 20
Same as most days.
darshini_ii 24
Either they're very thick or your "friend" is very convincing. Oh wait, should be both.
nykkiyo16 13
It's okay. They'll upgrade you to girlfriend status after the wedding.
ShotaSammy 17
It shows OP's gender as male
ShotaSammy 17
It wont let me edit it. Sorry just realised that the post actively says Girlfriend
GhostFox 34
And the FML itself has OP referring to herself as a GIRLfriend.
sgdigaetano 3
Well I guess that would be on your boyfriend for not making the relationship clear to his parents.
thatslifeiguess7 16
My beast in law is a hexenbeast! Seriously she refuses to acknowledge me except as my wife's roommate or Kells um barbara. what am a pet? jehovahs witness at its finest
Kpotassium 4
your gender is set to male.
J15237 25
After 5 years shouldn't your "boyfriends parents" be considering you their daughter in law?