Today, I was in an elevator with my girlfriend when it suddenly stopped. Thinking of being spontaneous like in all the movies, I propped her up on the railings and started getting passionate. That's when the emergency phone rang. And I discovered there was a security camera. FML
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Today, I was taking my boyfriend to meet my grandparents. They live on the 27th floor. Alone in the elevator we started making out. Turns out that there's a camera in the elevator, connected to every apartment. My grandma asked me how it was. FML
Today, while in the elevator with the girl from my office that I've been crushing on, but never spoken to, I said "aren't elevators awkward?" After a long silence, she got off three floors before our office. FML
Today, I was going down the elevator in my dorm and a friend joined on another floor. He then thought it was a good time to tell me that he'd slept with my girlfriend when the elevator got stuck. Worst 40 minutes of my life. FML
Today, I was in an elevator with my girlfriend when it stuck mid-floor. Being supportive, I went to hug her and tell her we'd be OK. Today I also learned that my girlfriend is deathly claustrophobic and her predominant reaction is to vomit. In this case, all over me. We were stuck for 2 hours. FML
Today, I saw a woman struggling to hold the elevator. Trying to be helpful, I jumped forward and pressed the “close doors” button, thinking it was “open doors.” The doors shut right in her face. I had to awkwardly ride up ten floors in silence with three witnesses. FML
Today, I got stuck in an elevator. The help-line told me, "Don't touch the door. We'll be there soon". Two hours later, I had a headache, my legs were stiff, and my date must've thought I stood her up. The tech finally arrived, pries the door open, then rudely asked, "Why didn't you do that yourself?" FML
Today, I was late for work and sprinted to catch the elevator. I made it just in time, only to realize I was in the elevator alone and had just dramatically dived into it for no reason. FML
Today, I was the only one in an elevator when an attractive girl came in, talking on her phone. She told her friend, "I have to go, there's a cute guy on this elevator." Before I could even react, she turned to me and said, "Sorry for lying, I really wanted to get off the phone with her." FML
Today, I was in a big crowded elevator and had to struggle tried to press the button for my floor because no one close to the buttons bothered to ask me which floor I was going to. Instead, I hit the emergency stop button. The elevator stopped between floors for 20 minutes. Everyone stared at me like I was a movie villain. FML
Today, I was pretending to use the force to operate the elevator at my hotel, getting really into it. Someone was waiting to get on at my floor and saw me. Not to mention the staff now brings it up every time I'm around. Apparently they have cameras in their elevators. FML
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Top comments
baygirl564 9
Smooth
jibz 6
I would've kept going, I like the thrill of knowing I have an audience.
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baygirl564 9
Smooth
spyman178 0
It was most definitely smooth. /notsarcasm
Keyman1212 14
Like Keith Stone.
StoryOfTheYear 15
More like insecurity camera.
rkmepm 16
Criminal
hardonforjesus 10
"they say I'm up and coming like I'm ******* in an elevator"
enonymous 9
The security guards deserve the fml. Worse **** ever. Bad lighting, bad plot, no character progression and bad camera angles.
TheDeadlyTurtle 7
But the music is made for porno :D
leadman1989 16
30 - You Sir are a connoisseur of the genre. 42 - No
xoconnie 8
no big deal! who cares if they saw
ColdplaySucks 18
"[...] like in the movies." People will never learn their lesson
evamusical 12
I think you mean: like in all the ****...
angrymexican 8
At least you didn't jack off
knightsfb 0
Op they didn't want you to stop, they just wanted you to turn so they had a better view
nublets 12
Well at least they stopped you before it got to the good part
baygirl564 9
True
Iheartfunny 1
If i operated that security camera I would have put the video on the internet and go into the porno buisness.
amanda_say_whutt 9
I think everyone should now that there are security cameras on elevators. C'mon. Have you see Devil ? But in case you didn't know, now you do (:
iam_yummylicious 12
I would have kept going.
cutielilangel 8
So confused.. With technology now a days wouldn't you have thought that there would be cameras in the elevator?
jibz 6
I would've kept going, I like the thrill of knowing I have an audience.
ikickgingers 15
O.o ^^^^^
rawrkittyrawr 6
I always feel like somebody's watching me
jizzwold 21
^Paranoid parrot
captainfalcon7 0
and...?
StoryOfTheYear 15
... giant blobs of Chicken Alfredo began raiding the Intergalactic Mushroom Reserve led by General Wardenbachersteinmanson-Smith.
Palirose 22
You should have just told them to shut up flipped them off and kept Doing it. It's not like they could have stopped you.
Shiraishi_fml 6
It's alright, I'm sure no one saw.
PrincessesCrown 17
Think about it. Read it again, and then think about it. Dumbass
Shiraishi_fml 6
Yes, and I am sure you haven't heard of sarcasm either.
theten_fml 9
Is that sarcasm?
coolstorybro6969 6
Horrible use of sarcasm
hardonforjesus 10
Should have just given them two fingers and carried on
slushpup9696 12
Pretty sure there are better uses for those two fingers in this situation.
hardonforjesus 10
Pretty sure he had two hands
kcircuses 1
47-no not necessarily op never indicated if they were an amputee or not we cant just go around assuming things
FlufflyFlamingos 0
I'm sure he would've needed two hands to prop his girlfriend up on the railing.
perdix 31
I'm guessing that #12 is referring to the middle fingers of both hands, while #32 is talking about adjacent fingers on the same hand. What the gf would prefer depends on her state of wetness at the moment.
pfx2_fml 15
Hope they enjoyed the show
zingline89 18
Clearly the elevator was the only thing having trouble rising.
leadman1989 16
Lol "love in an elevator love in an elevator living it up while I'm going down."
thatssomeBS 9
41- Thumbs up. But I'm afraid most these kids on this site couldn't tell you if Aerosmith was a band or an airplane builder.
leadman1989 16
I don't care if I get 1000 thumbs downs if (which would actually be pretty cool) if one person gets it it's worth it. :D You're awesome!
Blacksabbath211 9
I recognized it and lol'd :D Aerosmith ftw:D As does leadman1989
cruforlife 5
Baha this is by far my favorite comment thread. First thing I thought of when I read this fml was Aerosmith XD
pfx2_fml 15
Hope they enjoyed the show