Today, one of my preschool students hit me in the nuts in front of my whole class. If that wasn't bad enough, the blow to my crotch instantly triggered a very audible fart. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I stood up in front of the class and dropped my pen. As I bent over to pick it up, a boy in the front row loudly broke wind. I will forever be known as "that teacher who farted". FML
Today, I accidentally farted in the middle of class. Thinking I got away with it, I just kept doing my work until some kid across the room says, "I could have done better." FML
Today, while in class, I had to sneeze. Not wanting to make a lot of noise, I held it in, only to instead let out a huge, long fart. Everyone, including the teacher, turned and stared at me intently. FML
Today, I was tutoring. When my kids were finally working on their own, I stood in my classroom’s doorway to talk to my boss sitting outside about upcoming work. Suddenly, one of my students sitting directly behind me let out the loudest fart ever. I think my boss heard and thought it was me. FML
Today, I thought I was all alone in the class, so I lifted up my leg and ripped a huge fart. One of my students was still in there. He told everybody. FML
Today, I was at the local grocery store. I've had really bad gas lately, and I accidentally let one go while standing in line. The woman behind me thought it was her kid, and smacked him for farting in public. FML
Today, while in class, I desperately had to fart. Someone in the room had a coughing fit, so I took that as the chance to let it out. When I was about to release, the coughing stopped. I couldn't stop in time. FML
Today, I was playing ball with my student during recess. My first attempt at throwing the ball hit him in the head. My second attempt hit him in the crotch. FML
Today, I let out the most horrific, loudest, and most vile smelling fart I have ever had in my life while in the middle of yoga class. Out of embarrassment, I tried to lessen the tension in the silent room by giggling, but no one saw the funny side. I was given looks of horror, and avoided by everyone else for the rest of the class. FML
Today, I accidentally let out a silent but obscenely deadly fart in the doctor's waiting room. It was so foul that a woman got insanely pissed at her kid because she thought he'd shat his pants again. FML
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RichardPencil 32
Now they'll think that punching a man in the nuts creates a loud fart. You're going to hear from a lot of angry dads, uncles and older brothers.
diisneygirl 2
Bet the kids found that hilarious lol.
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diisneygirl 2
Bet the kids found that hilarious lol.
RichardPencil 32
Now they'll think that punching a man in the nuts creates a loud fart. You're going to hear from a lot of angry dads, uncles and older brothers.
Cali 57
It's the "pull my finger" of the new generation.
cootiequeen4444 11
Though I admit my inner child finds this FML rather amusing, I hope you punished the kid that hit you. Regardless of where you were hit, a kid hitting an authority figure is really bad news (not that hitting another kid would be any better). That definitely means a visit to the principal or whatever preschools have (not to mention a talk to the parents). Also touching (e.g. hitting) another's genitals is bad too now that I think about it. Regardless of whether it was sexual or not. The kid, all of the kids, need to know hitting people, especially in the crotch, is a big no no so they don't repeat the action at home (or anywhere) just to get the "funny fart reaction".
jcash52426 5
So what happened when an adult hit you in the nuts. Do you shit your pants?
cheshireau 26
Who cares about the loud fart, how are your testicles, mate? That would have been debilitating to experience in front of the class.
cumminsncope 4
It's a shame kids that age rank farts "number one" on the list of shit that's "funny as heck"... i'd wear a cup from now on if I were you.
ilovebono88 21
I'm almost 30, & I think farts are hysterical
WillMM76 12
Lol!