By Anonymous - 19/04/2009 19:21 - United States
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Bad breakup idea
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Switzerland - Wildberg
By Anonymous - 18/07/2019 00:01
This is fine
By toosmall - 23/10/2016 21:27
My precious baby
By whatabitch - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
By wetandhungry - 06/10/2016 13:11 - United States - Houston
By munchkin - 26/10/2009 06:35 - France
By juliestrawsky - 05/08/2019 04:00
Stranger danger!
By calidreaming - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Japan - Osaka
By supertacowaffle - 18/08/2017 10:21 - United Kingdom
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Grooming
By kdehshaden - 30/04/2012 08:25 - United States
By Joe - 19/10/2009 04:32 - Cambodia
By GrandmasWhore - 04/04/2009 05:59 - United States
By Pimp53X - 15/10/2009 01:16 - Australia
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haha, well i was annoyed at first, but he is one of my best mates. And i couldn't say that i had never done something really stupid why'll drunk....not as bad as what he did but still bad =P. We talked about it the next day and at the time he thought it was a good idea to turn of the fridge, but once sober he relised like poster #10 did, that frozen puke would have been easier to clean =P. I'm currently eating most of my meals at his place until he can A) get rid of the smell and disinfect the whole thing. Or B) buy me a new fridge. How would you guys have gone about it?
By oxjessiiox - 11/10/2009 15:42 - United Kingdom
By thelistman - 10/10/2009 01:58 - United States
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Also, for the whole story, I had three other people in the car with me when I was caught "running a red light" by 2 cops who were both behind me. I was clearly in the middle of the intersection when the light turned yellow. I have a feeling that the judge was in a shitty mood that day. This was my first ticket I've ever received, and I've been driving for seven years. Even if I was guilty, I don't know why my fine was $1,000 with a license suspension when the original ticket was $75, and no other tickets on my record. This judge is going down.
By falafalo - 14/04/2012 04:08 - United States
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the_true_batman – I may not be a doctor, but that does not make the comments that reference female doctors irrelevant. Female medical students and female doctors face many of the same issues when working in the hospital. A couple of letters behind your name and a long white coat don’t erase sexism. If you can’t make the mental leap to connect female medical students and female doctors as women in health care, then perhaps is it you that needs to work on your critical THINKING skills. DocBastardrd and sjs1220 - Thank you for the support.
Drama Llama
By Mike - 11/09/2019 04:01 - United States - Burlington
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By Anonymous - 23/03/2013 15:21 - Norway - Trondheim
Crazy ex's girlfriend
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By clementine_k - 22/03/2009 02:38 - United States
I'm sitting right here
By Anonymous - 24/09/2019 06:00 - United States - Los Angeles
Sexless in Seattle
By Anonymous - 02/10/2019 16:00
Mr. Nice Guy
By kate9871 - 04/10/2019 02:00
Cats > People
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Craftsbury
Annie's Song
By David - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Leicester
Mother's Day Flashback
By dyingangel246 - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Wooster
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Hi everyone, OP here. I'd like to start by saying that the few of you who said she doesn't like me, you are probably right. When my fiance and I got engaged she didn't want to tell her family, to this day 2 years later I don't know who does and doesn't know. I believe she doesn't want to accept the fact that her 27, almost 28 year old son is getting married and starting a family. I myself am 26. My family on the other hand is super excited. She has stated a couple times that she is in no position to support us once the baby gets here. My fiance works 45+ hours a week at a very good job so we will be fine. We tried telling her that we won't need her support financially and she doesn't believe us. We live somewhere there is enough room to raise a child. Also my insurance will cover all of our hospital and Dr bills. My fiance and I have been together for over 5 years and living together for almost 3. We both love each other very much and are excited about the life we created. I figure if that's how she wants to act then oh well it's her loss! Sorry that was so long!
By pornhastaughtmenothing - 21/02/2013 08:46 - United States - Tacoma
Letting you know
By Anonymous - 18/02/2013 21:30 - United States - Los Angeles
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Hi, this is my FML. Basically after a 32 hour trip back from Australia (layovers, waiting round etc) the second I got home I put my jacket in the wash and it had the passport in the pocket. Complete my fault, just thought it would make a funny FML.