Today, I arrived in Tokyo and went to stay overnight in a teeny airport cabin hotel with shared bathroom facilities. I used the little wicker baskets to put my clothes on and when I came out of the shower, I found someone had stolen my favorite top. Who steals dirty clothes?! FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I fell asleep with my luggage at a bus terminal. Upon waking up, I found that someone had opened my bags and stolen all my socks. FML
Today, I was showering at my dorm. I had my clothes locked in a locker and my towel and robe hanging outside the stall. Someone took off with my towel and robe, which had my keys. I had to walk down three flights of stairs to get an extra key in nothing but a plastic shower curtain. FML
Today, I checked into a hotel for a work trip. When I walked in, the sheets and bath mat were stained, and there was soap-encrusted hair stuck in my folded towel. When I got back later in the day, all my stuff was gone because they apparently thought I'd checked out. FML
Today, I went to pick up my laundry from the communal machines in my apartment building. When I got there, all my clothes were neatly folded on top of the dryer. I was impressed, until I realized half of the pile wasn’t mine. I'd been carrying someone else’s underwear up to my apartment. FML
Today, I arrived at the airport only to find my suitcase was lost and my 3 weeks worth of clothes and supplies gone. All I had left was my wallet and carry ons. Upon leaving the airport I was mugged. FML
Today, while taking a shower in the dorm bathroom, my roommate thought it would be funny to steal my towel, robe, and key. I spent over an hour waiting for someone to come into the bathroom so I could ask them to bring me something to cover up. FML
Today, I walked into my hotel room, took off my coat and started unpacking. Ten minutes later, an older couple walked in, holding luggage. I'd gone into THEIR room. The receptionist gave me the wrong fob. They were surprisingly calm, but I had to explain why I’d already used one of their towels. FML
Today, I stayed at my boyfriend's house after mine was broken into. The robber took my laptop, jewellery, and tons of clothes. When I walked into his house, I was greeted by his brother, wearing one of my stolen shirts. FML
Today, I realised half my underpants were missing. In related news, my slob of a housemate hasn't washed hers in several weeks, and has been stealing mine. FML
Today, someone burgled my hotel room. As always, I had locked my passport, extra cash, and other valuables in the closet safe, so I thought the losses would be superficial. What a discovery that the safe hadn't been fastened to the closet shelf, so the thief just picked it up and took it home. FML
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blueknight1st 26
Just be glad that they didn’t steal your dirty panties
EmDizzle2007 28
how would they know they were dirty??
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Comments (14)
slowhandjp 18
welcome to Japan ! Spring is in the air,there're more and more perverts out there . Be careful and enjoy Japan!
RichardPencil 32
Dirty underwear fetches a much higher price than clean. Pretty soon, some perv will be sniffing your soiled panties while masturbating. Enjoy your trip!
power_in_the_now 19
They didn’t take the underwear, they only stole her SHIRT which happens to be her favorite one. Which could mean she was dressed up on her flight or was wearing her favorite comfy shirt bc she was dressing comfortable for her flight and took a shower to dress up and enjoy a day out.
blueknight1st 26
Just be glad that they didn’t steal your dirty panties
EmDizzle2007 28
how would they know they were dirty??
tounces7 28
It's Japan, and you're a woman. If my crude understanding of the culture is right, dirty women's clothes are a thing over there :P
lovelyhippos 15
Probably shouldn't trust the integrity of others on your travels.
Jillian Cosby-Kelly 15
why do you seem more concerned about the top than someone walking in while you were in the shower.....
EmDizzle2007 28
the time stamps don't match. this says it was posted today (2/23/20), but the comments are from next month, including my previous one.
checamuk 7
It's from 10 years in the future? Wow! This internet thing is fancy.
EmDizzle2007 28
gotta love a typo
Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
junkies steall dirty clothes
AaronP11 11
You didn't have lockers to use?