joleezad5
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Nixa, United States
Same joke, different year
Today, while watching the Olympics, my father found it completely necessary to make a farting sound every single time an athlete jumps or bends over. This will be a very long few weeks. FML
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MrLuvinmalife 6
Your dad is awesome!!
sirsquab 12
I first read it as he farts anytime an athlete farts or jumps over and thought, WTF, how does he fart so much.
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flashback.miss 28
Going for the golden....cheese.
Zya_fml 8
What?
MagicGiraffe 12
There's gotta be a better way to mix an Olympic joke and a fart jokes.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
All I can think of: Jumping hurdles to avoid the gurgle Swimming laps can cause the splats
SqueakyChipmunk 22
You can't blame me for trying. Let's see you come up with a good one! >:V
legitkitty 11
No offense 1, but that's not funny or clever at all.
Ch0sen 13
Phelps's secret is actually his ultrasonic farts. More beans, and he would have won that first race.
slurshies 11
screw being like 7 feet tall and having flipper feet, all you need is beans!
Ch0sen 13
I tell you, form got nothing on farts
starbucksguy 16
#1 you're going for the golden fail
megpie20693 11
Just go to a different room. But my family is weird too, don't let it get you down.
_duhastmich 11
Not everyone has televisions in every room of their house..
Pandacupcakelove 26
20- who says he has to watch TV... I would be happy doing pretty much anything if the alternative was to watch the olympics while my dad was making fart sounds...
_duhastmich 11
40 - that's true. Anyway he could just google the results if he was really curious.
onlychildFTW 34
Or he could watch it only. Most TV networks stream that stuff online now. All you need is Internet and a computer, which almost everyone has at least 1 of now a days.
killdozer1 2
I don't think it was OP's dad. It's likea cattle farm in london right now...
MrLuvinmalife 6
Your dad is awesome!!
zandalee 20
At least he is funny! Not nearly enough laughter in this world!!
AugustBurnsToast 14
I immediately thought of OP's dad as Peter Griffin lol. Pffft, heyahhahaha
chatoyant_fml 12
#50 my first thought too hah!
momolee 4
If the Olympics had a farting game, your father would win the golden medal.
Kajol123 5
I say join him. Don't let him have all the fun.
kay71095 9
You have no sense of humor if you think that's an FML, OP.
folfg0 12
If you really want it to stop, then do something to out gross him.
DAN_THA_GR8 12
sounds like a cool dad
Likian5 26
Best keep the windows open :D
hockeychicl003 6
he's not actually farting, just making the noises
slurshies 11
hehe raising the roof... in two different ways :P
Braxton_84 3
I do the same thing to members of my family. Your dad is a boss.
CallMeMcFeelii 14
Might make the Olympics better.
calilovesneb 12
The Olympics are amazing. Have some pride in your country.
Blackmail111 9
For me, the olympics aren't amazing. I don't really care about sports events. There's probably other people who feel the same way but that's just me.
dead_insects 18
24-someone can have plenty of pride in their country without watching an endless array of sports... the two aren't correlated
Trisha_aus 15
I like the concept and all but I can't possibly spend so much time in front of the tv watching competitions I'm not too thrilled about, some are great, some are a bore..it's about personal choice not pride.
sirsquab 12
I first read it as he farts anytime an athlete farts or jumps over and thought, WTF, how does he fart so much.
alexnoyle 12
He makes a farting SOUND. Read next time before you comment
Legendoflaw 4
91- You dumb ass, they said "At first." YOU need to read before commenting.
zandalee 20
And a very fun few weeks! I love the Olympics!!
ohSNAPyall 27
Be sure to point out the trail of bubbles in the Olympic swimming pool.
99megster 15
He's definitely gonna end up sharting his pants.
_duhastmich 11
Reread the FML please.
99megster 15
Oooooh it says farting "noise"... I thought it meant he literally farted everytime haha :p