Today, I finally had one of my preschool students observed by the county for aggressive behavior intervention. Of course, he only started hitting my assistant and other students after the observer left. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to my job as an aide for first-grade students. I went home with a swollen face after my student punched me because I was, "making the timer go too fast" and he wanted more iPad time. FML
Today, I volunteered to help out at an elementary school. I accidentally elbowed a little girl in the face while playing tag. And an hour later, a little boy flew out of his swing because I accidentally pushed him too hard. They're both siblings and are my child psychology instructor's kids. FML
Today, my child was refusing to leave the playground. I had to pry her, screaming and crying, from the monkey bars. I then realized I had been assaulting someone else's kid. FML
Today, I had to tell a parent about her son kicking a boy in his class. She blamed me for not watching him. I wasn't watching him because I was turned around to care for another boy he had hit right before that. FML
Today, while picking my daughter up from school, I saw her being beaten by two boys while the teacher stood there doing nothing. I ran to help, but then she pushed one of the boys off her. The teacher then pulled her away, yelled at her and then yelled at me for "not raising my kid right." FML
Today, as a support worker, I spent 45 minutes making various attempts to calm a violent autistic kid. Just as soon as I was sure the crisis was over, he beat me as hard as he could with the "Things I Can Do When I'm Mad" book I'd given him. FML
Today, I started my first teaching job ever. As I was teaching, another teacher interrupted my class about 5 times because she thought it was her class. Not only did she ruin my confidence, her behavior caused my students to laugh at me. FML
Today, I learned my son has been picking on a girl he has a crush on. He apparently went too far, because she finally snapped and beat him up at recess. The teacher, who knew about this from the beginning and actively did nothing, is trying to throw me under the bus for being oblivious to my son's behavior. FML
Today, a student told me to fuck off. I work with 3 year-olds. FML
Today, I had to pick my daughter up from pre-school because she repeatedly hit another kid with a stick. Apparently, my parents have been letting her watch violent action movies again. FML
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mas12806 24
Record it for evidence
RichardPencil 32
The kids knows to shut off his bad behavior while being watched by the authorities? Sounds like a serial killer in the making!
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Comments (15)
Zekfen 17
You should give him the future wife beater award. Learned from the parents I'm sure.
lukesick1 12
What about kids with autism? Sometimes they can have outbursts is that the case too?
Zekfen 17
My son actually has autism. What you are referring to is a meltdown which is uncontrolled. They don't turn it off and I'm like that. This kid is controlled and manipulating in what he is doing. That is not autism.
Zekfen 17
They don't turn it off and on like that* (stupid autocorrect)
lukesick1 12
Oh ok I'm not sure about it so hanks for clarifying.
mas12806 24
Record it for evidence
mekiswrite 21
Definitely take pictures of the abuse occurring and of any bruises or damage caused. Submit them to your principal and school board and make sure your assistant and affected student's parents have copies
RichardPencil 32
The kids knows to shut off his bad behavior while being watched by the authorities? Sounds like a serial killer in the making!
Wintermelons 19
If he's that young, I think heel become a cereal killer instead!
Wintermelons 19
He’ll, I hate myself
RichardPencil 32
Sure, that how it starts. At first, he’s killing Cocoa Puffs and Lucky Charms, and nobody is concerned, but then he moves on to Life and it’s “Hey, Mikey!”
Lobby_Bee 18
That's what body cams are for, to catch little ***** in the act.
boopingsnoot 25
No one-way mirror, no webcam or cctv, just strangers sitting in the classroom? I bet all the kids were on their best behavior. Bully kid knows what he's doing. Sounds like CPS needs a chat with the parents.
Selene1090 26
We have this happen all the time! it's frustrating! Kids are master manipulators.
Tillie Jenkins 5
Record it then send it to the county as evidence