Today, was my sister's and dad's birthday. I accidentally mixed up the gifts I got for them and my dad ended up with a vibrator. He wasn't very happy. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally received the vibrator I ordered online. Too bad they labeled what the item was on the outside of the box, and my dad was the one to pick up the packages. FML
Today, I came home from work and found my sister using my vibrator in my own bed. FML
Today, It was my birthday and my friends came to celebrate it. My parents thought it would be funny to give me a vibrator in front of everybody. FML
Today, during sex I wasn’t really into it so I was letting my mind wander and it randomly settled on my sister's birthday and how I needed to buy a gift. As my husband seemed like he was about to finish, I faked my orgasm and accidentally moaned my sister's name. He heard me, so now he’s "concerned". FML
Today, as I was waiting in line to give my mom her birthday present, my dad gave her the exact same gift I'd also bought for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend took our prank war way too far and had a package sent to me at home. Confused, I opened it. It contained a dildo and a bottle of lube. I didn't know my dad was watching over my shoulder until I heard him choke on his coffee and felt it splash over my neck. FML
Today, while celebrating my birthday, my friends hired a few escorts to make the party more interesting. This was a really bad way to learn that my sister is a prostitute. FML
Today, I got a text from my mom shaming me for forgetting my sister's birthday. It isn't her birthday today, it's mine. FML
Today, my sister was meant to come over for lunch for my birthday. Turns out, she forgot about it. FML
Today, my boyfriend slept with my sister. "Accidentally", apparently. FML
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Top comments
readme 0
I'm rather concerned that you were even getting it for your sister... A rather "close" relationship you two have is it?...
xBabyMaMa 0
Could of been worse. Your dad could have been happy.
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Comments (267)
nprugby11 0
Problem easily avoided by putting a card with the person's name on the box...and why is everyone assuming this is a guy? I would think if it was a guy it'd be ******* awkward as hell at the shop where he bought the thing "uhh...it's for my sister" "yeah buddy, it's for your sister ;-)"
159753 0
i don't give a damn if the person who posted this is her brother or her sister, it's still really ****** up to buy a vibrator for you sister.
marlux 0
....... you could have put a thong and that is worse
DStro 0
Who in their right mind would buy their sister a vibrator..?
Amandaisdreaming 7
why would you get your SISTER a vibrator in the first place? /:
wordgirl 0
I REALLY hope you're a girl, otherwise that post just went from a little creepy to nearly incestuous.
bonafidehustler 0
#110 is an idiot. #117: I'm pretty sure a vibrator is worse than a thong.
xerao 0
Some people have families that are open about this kind of thing. I'm a girl, and I'd get my sister a vibrator as a funny gift. Honestly, even if my dad opened it by mistake, we'd all be a bit embarrassed but we'd certainly find the humour in it and laugh it off. The thought of the OP being a guy didn't even cross my mind.
wordgirl 0
yankeessuck, I really hope you were going for the whole irony thing, because if not, you're truly unintelligent, and your screen name only enforces the stereotype about people from the south being stupid.
shankzilla 0
wtf is wrong with you you freak