Today, I finally received the vibrator I ordered online. Too bad they labeled what the item was on the outside of the box, and my dad was the one to pick up the packages. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my package with two brand new toys got delivered to the wrong apartment. Somewhere in this apartment complex, a stranger is either judging me or having the best day of their life. FML
Today, I was told by Amazon that a belt I had ordered was arriving. I grabbed an Amazon package out of the mailbox without even checking who the package was addressed to. I now have an awkward apology ahead of me for opening my stepbrother's box of condoms. FML
Today, my mother was cleaning out my underwear drawer and found my vibrator. Everytime I see her in the hall, she just cracks up and makes jokes about how I can't get a guy, so I have to rely on electronics. What's worse, she told my dad AND posted a status on facebook about it. FML
Today, I received a package from Amazon that was supposed to contain the book I needed for my open book final exam tonight. They must have mixed up my order, because the box contained a large pink dildo. I think the universe just told me to get fucked. FML
Today, the package I've waited for months for finally arrived. It turned out it wasn't for me, but for my sister, who bought the same thing only 2 weeks ago. When I called, the company told me they received my payment, but that there were no more of the item in stock. FML
Today, I gave my mom an extra pillow since the ones in the guest room were too flat and hurt her neck. Hours later, I remembered that I'd stashed my vibrator in that pillowcase during a romantic camping trip with my husband. She found it. FML
Today, I got a notification that a package had been delivered. I opened my door and saw it on at doorstep. I was expecting one, so I grabbed and opened it, then realized it wasn’t mine, but my neighbor’s. I had to awkwardly re-tape it, then sneak over and leave the disturbing contents of the box on their porch before they noticed. FML
Today, I finally got a package for some pieces that my model kit was missing after I had contacted customer services about the problem. The package was still missing a piece. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me lingerie from Victoria's Secret. He then added that his mother picked it out. FML
Today, I got a package in the mail from my girlfriend. I was really excited until I realized that it was just a box full things that I gave to her. FML
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s2kname 9
honestly if i were a dad i would be okay with it. cant get pregnant with a ***** so have at you
protoskore 27
to a lesser degree, this was one of the factors that drove me to move out - my dad has no concept of other people's privacy. he automatically opens all letters and packages that arrive at his home, regardless of who they are addressed to.
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s2kname 9
honestly if i were a dad i would be okay with it. cant get pregnant with a ***** so have at you
protoskore 27
have you considered OP might be a guy?
Mathalamus 25
The same and type of sex toy is two strikes against.
protoskore 27
to a lesser degree, this was one of the factors that drove me to move out - my dad has no concept of other people's privacy. he automatically opens all letters and packages that arrive at his home, regardless of who they are addressed to.
MidnaLink 35
I don’t know how it is in Isreal, but in the US - and maybe most of Canada too - it’s supposed to be a federal offense to open mail for someone over 18. Even if you’re not going to be outright prosecuted for it, the familial ramifications can be pretty damning, so good thing you got it sorted by moving out. Have you tried to get him to understand the concept of privacy, or does he just go along the line of “my house my rules”?
Rodville 28
Isn’t that a federal crime to open other people’s mail?
puma15 8
The father didnt open it, the package clearly stated what was inside. dad just brought the package inside like any other person who lived in the house would.
protoskore 27
1. our laws are nowhere near as stringent. 2. yeah my dad was born in the 1930s in eastern europe so his behavior is based on old world norms. "my house, my rules" extended to me not being allowed to lock my door and him stating he's allowed to go in any room in the house at any time... which can have some serious effects on a person growing up and trying to discover himself ;)
ajh1800 25
When I order things like that, I always check the package description before I buy it. It will usually say if it comes in a plain box or if the box says what's inside.
alycion 39
Some stores offer gift wrapping. One of the adult sites I did back in the 90’s did. Then they sent in plain brown boxes. If someone opened it, they saw a gift wrapped box. But this was also the land of Pat Robertson and we all know how he feels about stuff like that. The double wrap was my idea because people were calling the store to place orders with requests of making sure the item was concealed. Cut down on the calls. Their orders tripled. Who cares what someone does with their privacy as long as it isn’t hurting someone?
mfranks19891989 10
Thats when you say you didn’t order that. Maybe mom ordered it on my account
mssileas 25
That's a fail on the company's side. All adult toy stores I've ordered from offer discreet packages, because through experiences like yours they just lose customers. Even if you're super liberal, who really wants their parents holding their sex toys lol
Sinshine 28
Definitely. Even if it was something innocent such as electronics or even snacks, I wouldn't want the contents of my purchases be written on the box for everyone to see and even less so for private stuff like sex toys.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Your dad killed your vibe. Well, he held it, at least.
Sinshine 28
What a shitty shop was that? Time to move to a different one...
puma15 8
Have it sent somewhere else, like a friends house?
shannon2348 14
I have never seen a sex toy arrive with the description on the outside. This seems a bit far fetched.