Today, was my sister's and dad's birthday. I accidentally mixed up the gifts I got for them and my dad ended up with a vibrator. He wasn't very happy. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally received the vibrator I ordered online. Too bad they labeled what the item was on the outside of the box, and my dad was the one to pick up the packages. FML
Today, I came home from work and found my sister using my vibrator in my own bed. FML
Today, It was my birthday and my friends came to celebrate it. My parents thought it would be funny to give me a vibrator in front of everybody. FML
Today, during sex I wasn’t really into it so I was letting my mind wander and it randomly settled on my sister's birthday and how I needed to buy a gift. As my husband seemed like he was about to finish, I faked my orgasm and accidentally moaned my sister's name. He heard me, so now he’s "concerned". FML
Today, as I was waiting in line to give my mom her birthday present, my dad gave her the exact same gift I'd also bought for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend took our prank war way too far and had a package sent to me at home. Confused, I opened it. It contained a dildo and a bottle of lube. I didn't know my dad was watching over my shoulder until I heard him choke on his coffee and felt it splash over my neck. FML
Today, while celebrating my birthday, my friends hired a few escorts to make the party more interesting. This was a really bad way to learn that my sister is a prostitute. FML
Today, I got a text from my mom shaming me for forgetting my sister's birthday. It isn't her birthday today, it's mine. FML
Today, my sister was meant to come over for lunch for my birthday. Turns out, she forgot about it. FML
Today, my boyfriend slept with my sister. "Accidentally", apparently. FML
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Top comments
readme 0
I'm rather concerned that you were even getting it for your sister... A rather "close" relationship you two have is it?...
xBabyMaMa 0
Could of been worse. Your dad could have been happy.
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Comments (267)
beautifulmess 0
OMG CALM DOWN PEOPLE...ITS JUST A GIFT...JUST CUS THE OP GOT THE SISTER A VIBRATOR DOESNT MEAN THERE IS INCEST...UGH ANYWAYS OP # 6 SAID IT THE BEST! VERY FUNNY AND YES FYL!!!! :D
BoyMac 0
Ummm wow... I would never give either of my sisters a vibrator... that's just creepy... btw, did she run straight up to her room after she got it back from her dad???
poopooface 0
Why the **** would you get your sister a vibrator? YDI just for that. Idiot... that's kinda gross.
thepunisher_fml 0
WTF r u doing getting ur sister a vibrator in the first place?!?! now thats just gross
smalls666 0
wow this is funny considerin im from silver n i may no who u r lol its no big deal for real i know how shit is
Mnemo_fml 0
*shakes head* Why would you not check which gift you gave to whom???!! @ everyone else: the OP is probably female. What's the big deal about getting your sister a sex toy?
Aray 0
Bad choice of gift to have at a joint birthday... fail.
jstasilentscream 3
what's with all this fuzz people, really now ? i mean... sure the OP must be a pervert, but we all are, aren't we ? so stop bitching and look on the brightside : the father wasn't happy about it and well, assuming your sister didn't get her present back, you still made a woman happy.. and that is your mom o.O now you'll get extra syrup on your morning pancakes...congrats ! and hey, stop buying toys for your family, that is freaggin creepy.
n3rdzgotskillz 29
You bought your sister a vibrator? That's sickkkk, haha.
UrRightFML 0
Ur a ****** loser, why would anyone buy there sister a vibrator? Its not like shes gonna wanna use it, knowin its from you anyway