Zebra
Happy Birthday to me
Today, my sister was meant to come over for lunch for my birthday. Turns out, she forgot about it. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Outcast
Today, while looking through the newspaper, I saw that my sister got married a couple weeks ago. Not only did she not invite me, she "forgot" to mention it yesterday while we were having lunch. FML
aishahahaha_
Lusaka, Zambia
Today, I walked in on my sister and a few of my roommates planning a surprise party for a fellow roommate whose birthday is a week away. My birthday was yesterday. No one remembered. Not even my own sister. FML
Anonymous
Aalborg, Denmark
Hello?
Today, I found out that my parents forgot to invite me out to eat with them. I found this out when my mom invited my sister right in front of me. FML
secret
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Ashford, United States
Classic Mom
Today, I got a text from my mom shaming me for forgetting my sister's birthday. It isn't her birthday today, it's mine. FML
Anonymous
Sibling rivalry
Today, my siblings canceled my birthday LUNCH that THEY planned FOR ME while MID-LUNCH at a different place WITHOUT ME. They decided that my birthday should just be done two weeks later ON MY DAUGHTER'S BIRTHDAY. I feel discarded. FML
Bloodmybutt
Asshole move
Today, my sister decided to have her baby shower on my birthday. I recently had a miscarriage and she knows this. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Unhappy birthday
Today, my cleaner wished me a happy birthday. My family and friends forgot. FML
birthday_loser
Newport News, United States
Main character syndrome
Today, I was upset because my brother, who I'm very close to, didn't call me for my birthday yesterday. I told my mom about it, and we both immediately went silent on the phone, as we both realized she forgot to call me yesterday as well. FML
Anonymous
There's definitely a separate WhatsApp group
Today, the friend I was supposed to meet said, "Oh, I forgot to put it in my calendar." She than suggested all our friends drive out to her place in the morning (instead of the agreed afternoon) when I was unable to attend, which she knew. FML
Invisible
Today, I realized how little my husband, son and I mean to my in-laws. We were somehow left off the distribution list for my sister-in-law's birthday party. I even texted her to wish her well. It wouldn't be so bad if this wasn't the fifth consecutive family event we were left out of. FML
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RichardPencil 32
Plot twist: it's her twin sister!
Yudith 28
Happy Birthday to you!
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RichardPencil 32
Plot twist: it's her twin sister!
Yudith 28
Happy Birthday to you!