Today, was my sister's and dad's birthday. I accidentally mixed up the gifts I got for them and my dad ended up with a vibrator. He wasn't very happy. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally received the vibrator I ordered online. Too bad they labeled what the item was on the outside of the box, and my dad was the one to pick up the packages. FML
Today, I came home from work and found my sister using my vibrator in my own bed. FML
Today, It was my birthday and my friends came to celebrate it. My parents thought it would be funny to give me a vibrator in front of everybody. FML
Today, during sex I wasn’t really into it so I was letting my mind wander and it randomly settled on my sister's birthday and how I needed to buy a gift. As my husband seemed like he was about to finish, I faked my orgasm and accidentally moaned my sister's name. He heard me, so now he’s "concerned". FML
Today, as I was waiting in line to give my mom her birthday present, my dad gave her the exact same gift I'd also bought for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend took our prank war way too far and had a package sent to me at home. Confused, I opened it. It contained a dildo and a bottle of lube. I didn't know my dad was watching over my shoulder until I heard him choke on his coffee and felt it splash over my neck. FML
Today, while celebrating my birthday, my friends hired a few escorts to make the party more interesting. This was a really bad way to learn that my sister is a prostitute. FML
Today, I got a text from my mom shaming me for forgetting my sister's birthday. It isn't her birthday today, it's mine. FML
Today, my sister was meant to come over for lunch for my birthday. Turns out, she forgot about it. FML
Today, my boyfriend slept with my sister. "Accidentally", apparently. FML
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Top comments
readme 0
I'm rather concerned that you were even getting it for your sister... A rather "close" relationship you two have is it?...
xBabyMaMa 0
Could of been worse. Your dad could have been happy.
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Comments (267)
readme 0
I'm rather concerned that you were even getting it for your sister... A rather "close" relationship you two have is it?...
AbscenceOfLuck 0
HaHa if he got a vibrator, what did she get? ...Condoms?
kingace 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
just thought i'd let those people who dont know how to read the sex symbol know that a girl bought HER sister a vibrator, it wasn't her broter, that would be creepy, buf i'm not going to lie, this pink virbrator gift idea is pretty hot, coming from a guys point of view.
owneditup 0
thats why i dont give ppl gifts... jk its cuz i have no money
frolick123 0
kingace your creepy... it is still a terrible gift... like saying she cant a guy and imagine opening that in front of ur parents
gorjjays6 0
this is so fake. what? you wrapped them the same and they were the same shape? i find that hard to believe. good effort though.
BlueEyed1019 12
I always want to know what the moderated comments say!
loveisalie2 0
why the flying **** would someone get a vibrator for their sister. If my brother ever got me a vibrator i would be honestly creeped out and disgusted. I'd think he was having some sort of incest feelings towards me. ew
aleebabes 0
it was a sister who gave another sister a vibrator no a brother
zakkyzebra 11
Its still a sibling and creepy as ****.
Hunter329 0
HOLY SHIT! YOU GOT YOUR SISTER A VIBRATER? I DONT EVEN WANNA KNOW HOW CLOSE YOU ARE!
TribalSeed 4
they're tight like Asians I'm guessing
Barthez01 0
I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!
xBabyMaMa 0
Could of been worse. Your dad could have been happy.
thepagal 3
Hahahaha!
Pirate_argh 6
Haha #5 +1! Why the heck would u get your sister a vibrator.. Thats just.. wrong.. weird.. yuck..
Beeebop 0
LOL #6
ohhdamn 0
that's what you get for trying to buy your sister a vibrator mann.
Pirate_argh 6
#6 well said.. HAHA
TheGodDamnJoker 9
Dude stfu you don't have to post a comment to show you found someones comment funny. there's a thumb up button for that, use that next time.