Today, was my sister's and dad's birthday. I accidentally mixed up the gifts I got for them and my dad ended up with a vibrator. He wasn't very happy. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally received the vibrator I ordered online. Too bad they labeled what the item was on the outside of the box, and my dad was the one to pick up the packages. FML
Today, I came home from work and found my sister using my vibrator in my own bed. FML
Today, It was my birthday and my friends came to celebrate it. My parents thought it would be funny to give me a vibrator in front of everybody. FML
Today, during sex I wasn’t really into it so I was letting my mind wander and it randomly settled on my sister's birthday and how I needed to buy a gift. As my husband seemed like he was about to finish, I faked my orgasm and accidentally moaned my sister's name. He heard me, so now he’s "concerned". FML
Today, as I was waiting in line to give my mom her birthday present, my dad gave her the exact same gift I'd also bought for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend took our prank war way too far and had a package sent to me at home. Confused, I opened it. It contained a dildo and a bottle of lube. I didn't know my dad was watching over my shoulder until I heard him choke on his coffee and felt it splash over my neck. FML
Today, while celebrating my birthday, my friends hired a few escorts to make the party more interesting. This was a really bad way to learn that my sister is a prostitute. FML
Today, I got a text from my mom shaming me for forgetting my sister's birthday. It isn't her birthday today, it's mine. FML
Today, my sister was meant to come over for lunch for my birthday. Turns out, she forgot about it. FML
Today, my boyfriend slept with my sister. "Accidentally", apparently. FML
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Top comments
readme 0
I'm rather concerned that you were even getting it for your sister... A rather "close" relationship you two have is it?...
xBabyMaMa 0
Could of been worse. Your dad could have been happy.
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Comments (267)
meatyorb 0
i have 5 sisterss and i would never do that
brrrx 0
Your sister and your dad have the same birthday? Cool! Other than that, haha that sucks but you defintiely deserved it. I'm laughing still.
frootloop25 0
#110...READ ALLLL of the comments. Look at comment #90 and #95, and you will see how you are WRONG. Cheeeel. :) And hahahahaha...suchhhh an AWKWARD moment. I wonder how you explained that to your dad... And #6...HAHAHAHA LOL.
yaintime21 0
... you got a vibrator for your sister???
ohhhhshizzz 0
#110: WHY ARE YOU SO STUPID, seriously. People like you should not procreate, and you make me lose faith in humanity as a whole. Gosh, a sister can have a sister you jackcock. It does *NOT* automatically mean brother. Gahh, yes I have to spew out insults to a jackass.
OliBob 0
What the **** were you thinking?! lol It's a bit wrong do you not think? =P
26242 0
..whattt? if my brother gave me a vibrator I'd never be able to look at him the same way again.. Or sister, if that's what you are. I never say this, but YDI.
luckyyyy 0
how can you get mixed up you put name tags on them right? unless you have put it on the wrong one and can you forget that easy YDI
wordly 0
You guys are all so sheltered, it makes me lol. Props to the OP, for being awesome and open with her sister.
Emwo 0
You can still joke to your dad that it's just a gag gift, as long as he doesn't try to turn it on. lmao