Today, I decided to scare my 10 year old sister for fun. I hid behind a door and leapt out, shouting "Boo!" when she walked by. She burst into tears and ran screaming to my mom. My mom thought I'd hit my sister, and was so angry that she punched me in the eye. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my 7-year-old sister had a nightmare, so I let her sleep in my bed. I woke up to her punching me in the face and giving me a black eye. Apparently, she not only screams when she's having a nightmare, she also "gives the bad guy a taste of his own medicine." FML
Today, my uncle picked up a tissue box and threw it at my sister for fun. My sister got mad and yeeted the box at me. I reacted with the same action, but she lost her crap and kicked and punched me. When I reported the incident to my parents, I get berated and my sister got away with it. FML
Today, my little sister chased me around the house with a mallet, giggling like a maniac. I ended up having to pin her to the ground, rip the mallet out of her hand and lock her in the bathroom. This isn't the first time. My mom still insists it's perfectly normal. FML
Today, in the spirit of Halloween and to get back at a child who repeatedly pressed the doorbell until I showed up, I quickly opened the door and yelled "Boo!" The child ended up being carried away crying with wet pants by a mother threatening to sue. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up on my dad while he was rummaging through his briefcase. He must have heard me, because the moment I got up close, he whirled around and yelled "BOO!" causing me to scream like a little bitch. FML
Today, I was in a store with my mom. I wandered off, then walked around looking for her. I spotted her, and decided to put on a ski mask to give her a scare for a laugh. I hid around a corner and yelled "BOO!" when I saw her. It wasn't my mom, and I'm now banned from that store. FML
Today, my 8 year-old little sister said, "F*** you" to my mom. My mom thought I told her to say that and grounded me for a month. Later, my sister came up to me and said, "Gotcha, bitch." FML
Today, my sister was taking forever in the bathroom, and I jokingly threatened to kick down the door. I rammed into it, and it actually bust almost off its hinges. My sister screamed and our parents came running. Now I'm grounded forever and our bathroom has no door. FML
Today, I tried to prank my little brother by jumping out from behind a door to scare him. I ended up scaring myself when I caught a glimpse of my weirdly-lit reflection in a mirror mid-jump. FML
Today, I was standing in the shower drying off when my sister came in the bathroom. She must have thought I was a burglar because she hit the shower curtain and punched me in the face. FML
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Pirate_argh 6
Your mother really needs to control her anger, and get a general overview of the situation.. If my mom did that to me, i'd freak out.. FYL
KwitIt 0
Yes, let's solve (non-existent) violence with violence, this sounds like a good plan...
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Insert_Wit_Here 0
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Hahahaha, awesome. It's like the 60's all over again. You kinda deserve it for scaring your little sister, but you'd think your mom might've waited for an explanation first. Apparently not...
JamesM9794 0
my sister is a bitch like that too but my mom doesn't punch
milky953 0
if moms punch. you backhand and say : bitch better recognize! the dad walks in then punch : knocked the **** out
ilikefish 0
I've had my parents do that. My brother would go running yelling "mom!!" and my mom would ask me what I did to my brother. "Nothing! Honest!". She never punched me though lol.
hellokittywhore 0
lol kinda like my lil brother when I'd mess around and shove him( I should add it was softly) he'd like throw himself across the room and burst into tears run toy mom, hom being her perfect muffin man shed get pissed at me and smack me... lol good times
wertan10 0
you should really have a long talk with your mother. her punching you is wrong.
hellokittywhore 0
man f my typing!!!
Pirate_argh 6
Your mother really needs to control her anger, and get a general overview of the situation.. If my mom did that to me, i'd freak out.. FYL
KwitIt 0
Yes, let's solve (non-existent) violence with violence, this sounds like a good plan...
Beeebop 0
Sweet parenting.
bittersweet_by_n 0
yeah this parenting ftw
BigMacBoi 3
Russell Peters would think so.... At least he won't be a social outcast when all the other kids talk about there beatings.
rob8625 0
Your mons a bitch because she would even think to punch you
lol_seriously 0
lmao is this a family of boxers or something?
erp47 0
oh SHIT
spillproof 0
First off, how old are you? I can't see this happening. But I'd say FYL because of parental abuse.
veggie09 0
No parent should ever hit their child... YLIF for sure...