Today, my boyfriend slept with my sister. "Accidentally", apparently. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my boyfriend "accidentally" had sex with my roommate. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
Cheats, cheats everwhere
Today, my sister got caught cheating on her boyfriend. She was cheating on him with my boyfriend. FML
Eternally romantic
Today, my boyfriend proposed via text, after telling me that he'd slept with his step-sister. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and sister fooling around in the shower together. Supposedly, she was sleepwalking, and he was trying to wake her up. FML
Sing me to sleep…
Today, my best friend informed me that he had lost his virginity to my sister, which I already knew. However, he told me the location. My room. While I was asleep. FML
Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML
Today, my girlfriend ran off with my sister. FML
Gratitude walks
Today, my sister slept with my boyfriend while I was at work providing for the both of them as well as our child. I let her move in after our mother kicked her out. FML
Creepy
Today, I caught my boyfriend staring at my sister through the doorway while we were having sex. FML
Top comments
carecow 16
He tripped and fell into her?
Dave_Davington 34
I hate it when that happens.
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Comments (102)
ekimen 22
Wow that sucks! Sorry OP, better off without him!
sdlr32787 18
without THEM*
QueenOfSuppness 25
Yeah, so now OP can "accidentally" dump his ass
mwangi101 15
Does he have a brother?
TYbarnes1995 13
I'm not saying what they did was okay. But op is gonna have to talk to her sister at some point.
1Nsan3 11
Well #18 them is not a very reasonable thin to say as much as it blows that is quite unreasonable
ZannityZan 13
#120 - well, the sister's actions weren't exactly reasonable...
Mr23 9
#18, you have to stand by family. Unless they're horrible, toxic people. But you still make 10x the effort you would put in for OPs scumbag boyfriend.
Dave_Davington 34
I hate it when that happens.
carecow 16
He tripped and fell into her?
americanafrican 32
don't you walk around naked?
Dave_Davington 34
He's lucky it just happened to be his girlfriend's sister. Can you imagine if he slipped over and his grandma happened to be standing in the wrong place? It would've been a terrible occurrence for all involved.
martin8337 36
Not just naked, but naked and unafraid.
tournamentdecide 33
Walking around naked is the easiest way to clean and not soil your clothes!
teyyoshi 19
you win
then000bster 16
Bananas are the enemy.
ZorroRooster 19
And then out of her and into her again. Unless he's a one pump chump
T_Young96 13
Twins maybe?
Phoenix_fml 13
and out of her. and in to her again.
Wolfparable 22
That's a funny way to fall on someone. Sorry that happened miss, nobody deserves that. :( Your hopefully now ex boyfriend and sister are terrible people for doing that to you
clumsylobster 17
I see a threesome in your near future
HighasaCloud 46
And kids and an episode of Maury
Cely988 29
Dump him "accidentally" & have a talk with your sister. Who the hell sleeps with their sister's boyfriend?
teentee401 37
Happens more often than you think. Seen about 10 or 15 FMLs very similar to this one.
biebahood 15
not to forget a couple dozen movies revolving around "accidental" bf-sister sleepover
Z3R0G5 23
My ex girlfriend's sister would actually stay single and wait for my ex to get a boyfriend. As soon as my ex got a boyfriend, her sister would try to steal them and have sex with them. My ex told me it worked on a lot of guys.
YepThatsMeee 23
Including you?
Cely988 29
All I can say is that some people have next to no morals :/
elusiveshame 22
Morals is relative. Just because they don't share the same morals as you doesn't mean they lack them.
Cely988 29
Then at least common sense :P
cheeeksss 29
Idk about you, #83... But this is a pretty terrible way to treat another individual. Especially your sibling. No matter what your morals are.
Mr23 9
#83, I can understand thressomes. (I don't support it, but some people have fun) I can understand stealing someones boyfriend because you're "better". (There's apparentkly something called the "ladder theory of dating" based off the concept) But surely it's immoral to specifically steal your sister's boyferinds for sport. Unless both sister's think it's a good competition. (It's still weird as all hell, but at least it's consentual...)
ic2drops 10
but if she dumps him, he'll be sad. That's going to really upset him
quicksuper 14
Can you say "break up?"
SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18
Accidentally bang his best friend. All's fair.
KoalaLife 13
Because 2 wrongs make a right.
Rkikkas9713 25
No, but three rights make a left!
Mysterious_one 26
u mean threesome.. right?
lenehey 7
...says the Jerry Springer reject.
val_is_lame97 12
Wow, what an asshole. You should leave him OP
CoGhostRider 31
It's an easy mistake, but enough about your sister your boyfriends a jerk.
ZeusBeDubsteppin 24
no its not an easy mistake. its her sisters BOYFRIEND. theyre both dumbasses, OP should be dine with the boyfriend and have a good old-fashioned beatdown with her sister
CoGhostRider 31
Careful you could choke on the irony of your statements.
LadyDerps 10
Should we tell her, or hope she figures it out herself? Either way, I laughed harder than I should have. That was a clever one x)
CoGhostRider 31
It went to high over her head I think, just let it go.
milehigh52 22
#46 I had to look closely to see if you were blonde.
Mr23 9
Argh. I don't get the pun :(