Today, was my sister's and dad's birthday. I accidentally mixed up the gifts I got for them and my dad ended up with a vibrator. He wasn't very happy. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally received the vibrator I ordered online. Too bad they labeled what the item was on the outside of the box, and my dad was the one to pick up the packages. FML
Today, I came home from work and found my sister using my vibrator in my own bed. FML
Today, It was my birthday and my friends came to celebrate it. My parents thought it would be funny to give me a vibrator in front of everybody. FML
Today, during sex I wasn’t really into it so I was letting my mind wander and it randomly settled on my sister's birthday and how I needed to buy a gift. As my husband seemed like he was about to finish, I faked my orgasm and accidentally moaned my sister's name. He heard me, so now he’s "concerned". FML
Today, as I was waiting in line to give my mom her birthday present, my dad gave her the exact same gift I'd also bought for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend took our prank war way too far and had a package sent to me at home. Confused, I opened it. It contained a dildo and a bottle of lube. I didn't know my dad was watching over my shoulder until I heard him choke on his coffee and felt it splash over my neck. FML
Today, while celebrating my birthday, my friends hired a few escorts to make the party more interesting. This was a really bad way to learn that my sister is a prostitute. FML
Today, I got a text from my mom shaming me for forgetting my sister's birthday. It isn't her birthday today, it's mine. FML
Today, my sister was meant to come over for lunch for my birthday. Turns out, she forgot about it. FML
Today, my boyfriend slept with my sister. "Accidentally", apparently. FML
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Top comments
readme 0
I'm rather concerned that you were even getting it for your sister... A rather "close" relationship you two have is it?...
xBabyMaMa 0
Could of been worse. Your dad could have been happy.
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Comments (267)
sfsdfsf 0
why would you give your sister a vibrator? that's kind of weird in the first place... creeeeeeepy.
wcgirl 0
who does that??? bet you got a looooooong talk from your father about what a perv you are!
writerajere 0
#18 Notice that OP didn't say anything about "buying," could have been a hand-me-down...
dlogan93 0
why the **** did you get your sister a vibrator?
kandyjohnson 0
There is a little thing called a card that you can put on the packages that will keep this from happening. Next time try one....they really help!! YDI
The_Suit_Guy 0
Sex toys are something you give to lovers or to friends as gag gifts, not to siblings for their birthdays. That's a 12.5 out of 10 on the creepy scale.
Satoyuki 0
Maybe OP is a girl? That makes it less bad.
Junaeffer 0
#1 and #6 so true hahaha and # 142-yah sure it's not as bad, but still-ew! What did your sister get??? i know someone else asked, i wanna know what were you planning for your dad furry handcuffs??? :P
bonafidehustler 0
To everyone still debating whether the OP is a guy or girl, read comments #90 and #95. THE OP IS A GIRL, it was a sister-to-sister present! She already commented and clarified about this. You can stop speculating. #143: Her sister got a set of binoculars, which were meant for her dad. Read #95...
volleyballchicka_fml 0
i think its a girl...... :P lmao