Today, was my sister's and dad's birthday. I accidentally mixed up the gifts I got for them and my dad ended up with a vibrator. He wasn't very happy. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally received the vibrator I ordered online. Too bad they labeled what the item was on the outside of the box, and my dad was the one to pick up the packages. FML
Today, I came home from work and found my sister using my vibrator in my own bed. FML
Today, It was my birthday and my friends came to celebrate it. My parents thought it would be funny to give me a vibrator in front of everybody. FML
Today, during sex I wasn’t really into it so I was letting my mind wander and it randomly settled on my sister's birthday and how I needed to buy a gift. As my husband seemed like he was about to finish, I faked my orgasm and accidentally moaned my sister's name. He heard me, so now he’s "concerned". FML
Today, as I was waiting in line to give my mom her birthday present, my dad gave her the exact same gift I'd also bought for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend took our prank war way too far and had a package sent to me at home. Confused, I opened it. It contained a dildo and a bottle of lube. I didn't know my dad was watching over my shoulder until I heard him choke on his coffee and felt it splash over my neck. FML
Today, while celebrating my birthday, my friends hired a few escorts to make the party more interesting. This was a really bad way to learn that my sister is a prostitute. FML
Today, I got a text from my mom shaming me for forgetting my sister's birthday. It isn't her birthday today, it's mine. FML
Today, my sister was meant to come over for lunch for my birthday. Turns out, she forgot about it. FML
Today, my boyfriend slept with my sister. "Accidentally", apparently. FML
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Top comments
readme 0
I'm rather concerned that you were even getting it for your sister... A rather "close" relationship you two have is it?...
xBabyMaMa 0
Could of been worse. Your dad could have been happy.
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Consequences 0
And why is everyone assuming a male is posting this? There was no indication at all as to the sex of the poster. Furthermore, I can imagine close sisters giving each other such a thing.
HeWhoEatsAll423 0
#32 wins. Rules of the internet: The men are men. The women are men. The children are the FBI. (really though it is a girl.)
that_one_dude 0
YOU got YOUR SISTER a vibrator!? That's WEIRD!
misterman2 3
LOL, it's less creepy since ur not a guy.
UncleverName_FYL 0
I LAUGHED SO ******* HARD, DEFINANTLY GOING INTO MY FAVS XD Bottom line don’t get your siblings sex toys as gifts, when buying a gift for someone you usually have them in mind and how useful the gift will be to that person. Whether OP is a guy or girl the fact that OP had his/her sister in mind while buying the vibrator is just wrong on so many levels. I dont care how close they are, what did you think your sisters response was going to be? O thank you for this thoughtful gift. unless your gift was meant as a joke theres no reason to be giving a vibrator to your sister
Regenbogen 0
you're a wonderful brother. i hope one day my brother gets me a vibrator for my birthday because that just shows the kind of deep respect and love he has for his little sister. you're an inspiration, my friend.
kaylaobie 0
i'm sure i'm about the 100th person to ask this, but WHAT THE CRAP ARE YOU DOING GIVING YOUR SISTER A *****?! I don't even acknowledge that my brotherhas sex, despite the unfortunate "walk-in" incidents I've had *shudder*.
chitown4lyfe 0
whyyyyyyyyyy would you get that for your sister? are you kidding me?
rafaelaugusto94 0
damn perverted your mind its really dirty...why you give your sister a *****...I bet she has someone that makes it out with her and you dont about it know
shirvon100 0
even this guy knos evry1 needs to get laid