Today, was my sister's and dad's birthday. I accidentally mixed up the gifts I got for them and my dad ended up with a vibrator. He wasn't very happy. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally received the vibrator I ordered online. Too bad they labeled what the item was on the outside of the box, and my dad was the one to pick up the packages. FML
Today, I came home from work and found my sister using my vibrator in my own bed. FML
Today, It was my birthday and my friends came to celebrate it. My parents thought it would be funny to give me a vibrator in front of everybody. FML
Today, during sex I wasn’t really into it so I was letting my mind wander and it randomly settled on my sister's birthday and how I needed to buy a gift. As my husband seemed like he was about to finish, I faked my orgasm and accidentally moaned my sister's name. He heard me, so now he’s "concerned". FML
Today, as I was waiting in line to give my mom her birthday present, my dad gave her the exact same gift I'd also bought for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend took our prank war way too far and had a package sent to me at home. Confused, I opened it. It contained a dildo and a bottle of lube. I didn't know my dad was watching over my shoulder until I heard him choke on his coffee and felt it splash over my neck. FML
Today, while celebrating my birthday, my friends hired a few escorts to make the party more interesting. This was a really bad way to learn that my sister is a prostitute. FML
Today, I got a text from my mom shaming me for forgetting my sister's birthday. It isn't her birthday today, it's mine. FML
Today, my sister was meant to come over for lunch for my birthday. Turns out, she forgot about it. FML
Today, my boyfriend slept with my sister. "Accidentally", apparently. FML
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Top comments
readme 0
I'm rather concerned that you were even getting it for your sister... A rather "close" relationship you two have is it?...
xBabyMaMa 0
Could of been worse. Your dad could have been happy.
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Comments (267)
dengman 0
wow so fake......FML's are getting dumber and faker by the day....wow
crazieeli 0
LOLL
asttro_boy 0
Ahahahahah! Classic!
Gilligans_fml 0
why the **** did you get your sister a vibrator
mouseintern 0
Wow, there is about 20 levels of awkward here. OK, I can see it being less awkward if it is sister-to-sister, but still, since this seems to be at a joint party with parents, you would have to know she would have opened it in front of disapproving dad anyway. Now if the sister and dad had two separate parties, then this is classic FML. If they shared a party and everyone was opening gifts together, then YDI.
allstarplayer324 0
Its not that hard to imagine a sister giving a sister a vibrator, even if it's a joke gift or not. I agree with 6, it coulda been worse if the dad was happy with his gift...
silvercity09 0
They are born on the same day, this is quite common. It's a sister to sister present which was meant to be as an inside joke ppl. There is nothing weird about it!
blargity 0
i agree with #56 and #90 :D it could be sisters and it could be a joke or a replacement for that toothbrush but it sounds like it would be embarrassing to open in front of other people like a dad
Butterbuns 1
Wow. I am really not understanding all the incest comments here. Or why people find it so weird.
blargity 0
oh and #2 it could be in a box or a bag at first i thought it was in a bag not a box