Today, It was my birthday and my friends came to celebrate it. My parents thought it would be funny to give me a vibrator in front of everybody. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend bought me a vibrator for my birthday. Sounds sweet, right? Then he invited my 10/14-year-old cousins to our house. They surprised me in my room. While I was using it. FML
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Today, I celebrated my birthday. My mom invited a bunch of my relatives over, and they started telling funny stories of when I was a kid. My mom decided that then was an appropriate time to talk about how she caught me looking at porn the other night. FML
Today, it's my birthday, and I was going over to my friend's house for dinner. When I walked in, everyone yelled, "Surprise!" and then turned on the lights. When my friend looked over at me, she said, "Wrong person guys, turn off the lights." FML
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nickinak2010 4
they were right, it is funny.
capnbzarr 43
Yes, they were right; that's hilarious. For my friend's 18th birthday, I gave him porno. His mom thought it was a lot funnier than he did.
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Comments (122)
nickinak2010 4
they were right, it is funny.
derpherp 0
Hell yah, that is HILARIOUS. ＿φ(￣ー￣ )
fatalkiss 0
funny for everyone else. I'd die if my parents did that.
nathan5 0
You'd die? Wow that's unfortunate. Do you have some sort of disease that causes this? Have you seen a doctor?
Garytt 0
it made her happyaa
Lingonberry668 0
failure...guess it's a good thing that ur parents are comfortable with it instead of against it...i think?
MLuckyCapoeirist 6
Don't worry DocBastard will take care of you.
JustinTheLiger 0
did you use it?
VinegarStrokes 0
This is not fml worthy at all... How does shit like this make it through??
sammy92 0
maybe u need to get laid!?
fatalkiss 0
Well, okay, I exaggerated. But if you knew my parents, you'd know how ridiculously awkward they would make it. Plus, I don't really get the need to own a vibrator if you have a boyfriend.
BlackMoon_fml 9
I think it's funny too.
ermkrmr 0
die of embarresment... also there's this thing called a figure of speach
kathuzada 6
would have been better if she was a guy
TalkSick 2
What a thoughtful gift. you should be happy.
adam_zelyoni 0
is that approaching nirvana as you display pic?
flybye 0
You parents rock! My B-Day after I came out, my mom got me a *****...in front of everyone.
DjeePee 25
You got a useful present and now you are complaining? tss tss tss.
DoubleEdgedBlade 4
I know, right? OP, do you know how much vibrators cost nowadays?!
capnbzarr 43
Yes, they were right; that's hilarious. For my friend's 18th birthday, I gave him porno. His mom thought it was a lot funnier than he did.
RainbowFormation 0
Tht sucksss
lilponygurrl 0
I don't get it, why is that embarrassing? life is too short to be embarrassed.
SpRiTzSpLaSh 7
Some parents you got there 0.e .... I couldn't imagine ....
Doortje 30
Say: "Mom, what did I tell you? No second-hand gifts this year!"
ScaryyMary 14
Actually, Doortje, it's third-hand. Dad used it too.
Doortje 30
OP shouldn't whine then, third-hand vibrators are gold! A rare and unique collecters item.
legodude28 16
Ladies and Gentlemen, I now bring you the winner of the comment section ! *loud cheers*
pimpadelic12 4
hav funn with ur toy;)