Today, was my sister's and dad's birthday. I accidentally mixed up the gifts I got for them and my dad ended up with a vibrator. He wasn't very happy. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally received the vibrator I ordered online. Too bad they labeled what the item was on the outside of the box, and my dad was the one to pick up the packages. FML
Today, I came home from work and found my sister using my vibrator in my own bed. FML
Today, It was my birthday and my friends came to celebrate it. My parents thought it would be funny to give me a vibrator in front of everybody. FML
Today, during sex I wasn’t really into it so I was letting my mind wander and it randomly settled on my sister's birthday and how I needed to buy a gift. As my husband seemed like he was about to finish, I faked my orgasm and accidentally moaned my sister's name. He heard me, so now he’s "concerned". FML
Today, as I was waiting in line to give my mom her birthday present, my dad gave her the exact same gift I'd also bought for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend took our prank war way too far and had a package sent to me at home. Confused, I opened it. It contained a dildo and a bottle of lube. I didn't know my dad was watching over my shoulder until I heard him choke on his coffee and felt it splash over my neck. FML
Today, while celebrating my birthday, my friends hired a few escorts to make the party more interesting. This was a really bad way to learn that my sister is a prostitute. FML
Today, I got a text from my mom shaming me for forgetting my sister's birthday. It isn't her birthday today, it's mine. FML
Today, my sister was meant to come over for lunch for my birthday. Turns out, she forgot about it. FML
Today, my boyfriend slept with my sister. "Accidentally", apparently. FML
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Top comments
readme 0
I'm rather concerned that you were even getting it for your sister... A rather "close" relationship you two have is it?...
xBabyMaMa 0
Could of been worse. Your dad could have been happy.
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Comments (267)
SarlaccBits 0
It is weird to get a vibrator for your SISTER. That is incredibly creepy.
silvercity09 0
Ok ppl #90 and me are the OP. To further clarify the gift was in a box, given the day before and told to open on birthday. It was a gag joke from sister to sister, and she opened up a set of binoculars.
chapelsen 0
Ok. So OP is a girl. Does it really matter? My family has a raw sense of humor. I am a girl and once asked my brother what I should get him for Christmas. He jokingly said "****" and guess what? I got him ****...not because I think of him sexually, but because it's funny. OP...thanks for the laugh!
iFedYL 0
What'd you get your dad? A pocket pussy?
perstephane 4
To everyone who says this is creepy - is it creepy if a girl gives her sister lingerie for her wedding shower? Nope - happens all the time, and it goes toward the same eventual goal - the receiver's sexual pleasure. It wouldn't be creepy if it were just a friend, and some sisters are best friends. Hell, maybe the sister who was getting the gift is 35 and having trouble landing a man. In that case, this is a very thoughtful gift.
Taiki_fml 0
okay, to everyone who says its obviously a joke gift.......it's not, clearly, if it was, it wouldn't be an FML, cuz it simply would have made the joke 10 times better, and he/she(hopefully she) would have pulled the real gift out from behind the couch
noshitsherlock 0
Good job, idiot. What kind of idiot would do this? Durrrrr
AntiChrist7 0
oh i bet inside he was smiling.
vkash1208 0
agreed with most everyone here, this has to be fake... and you have got to be a perv for giving a vibrator as a gift. and you have got to be screwed in the head to give that perverted gift to your SISTER! ...
SmoothTalker 0
#6 FTW hahaha