Today, my pyromaniac sister somehow got her hands on my dad's lighter and set my bed sheets on fire. My dad said I must have provoked her, and that she can't be blamed for her mental condition. So now I'm grounded, and she has a new doll house to calm her down. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my little sister is a pyromaniac. She set my bed on fire. FML
Today, my daughter somehow got a hold of the lighter we keep on top of the fridge. I found this out when she snuck up behind me and thought it would be fun to set my hair on fire. FML
Today, my dad set my hair on fire while cooking. He then tried to convince me that it spontaneously combusted. FML
Today, my mother scolded me for having a lighter in my room. My reason I had it? The candle that she bought me for my 25th birthday. I don't even live with her anymore, she showed up uninvited, and started going through my stuff. FML
Today, at a candlelit dinner, I accidentally set my dad's leg on fire. FML
Today, my little sister asked what the noises were last night. It happened to be my dad and his girlfriend fooling around. I ended up telling her it was ghosts. Now I'm grounded by my dad who yelled at me for scaring her. I was trying to save his ass from a lot of questions. FML
Today, my daughter tried to cover up her relapse into pyromania by explaining to me that the reason our carpet caught on fire was because a hot coal somehow worked its way free from the fireplace. Our fireplace is electric. FML
Today, after I told my roommate last week she needed to find a new place to live because I thought she was psychotic, she set my house on fire. FML
Today, my sister smashed a cup on my head because I told her she couldn't borrow one of my necklaces since she lost one and stole another. I was grounded for "antagonizing" her into doing it. FML
Today, I asked my lazy daughter to go make her bed. She responded by lighting our garbage bin on fire. FML
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Top comments
HAMY_fml 23
That's some great parenting. sorry about the bed op
james98e 15
If I were you, I'd be up in flames!
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Comments (128)
HAMY_fml 23
That's some great parenting. sorry about the bed op
TheCookieComet 23
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Are you actually sorry? Deep down you probably don't give one ****. But seriously op you should burn her bed sheets as revenge
Brandi_Faith 34
This makes me so angry! I don't get how parents justify stuff like this? They are basically rewarding your sister for her bad behaviour. Even if she does have some sort of condition, she still needs to learn right from wrong and that doing bad things have consequences. These types of parents don't realize they're just raising bratty, self-entitled, monsters that the rest of the world has to deal with later as adults. Sorry for the rant, but I'm so sick of parents not discipline their kids & letting them get away with crap or buying things for them just because it's easier than dealing with the problem. I seriously don't get why some people have kids. Lol.
kawaii666 19
Wow.
SeanLewis 17
Don't dips the second comment if you have nothing to say, dipshit.
james98e 15
If I were you, I'd be up in flames!
Crazyjohnb 23
I'm sure he's burning in anger.
Anro_fml 17
that would make me so angry
angeluv_2014 22
it makes me angry just reading it!
Blippety 23
is your comment a poem or are the spaces just for effect
karwank 13
Both
Mirorbo 27
I wonder who your father is going to blame when the entire house burns to the ground one day.
jerryj 27
Seeing how stupid he is, he'll probably still blame OP: "I told you to stop provoking your sister! "
spaceneko 3
Is it bad I laughed at #40's comment?
dragonkisses28 25
This is why we can't have nice things, people. Unless you're OP's sister. Then you can have a doll house.
big_lil_wane 14
No, no it's not
Noah197099 17
I would be so infuriated, that I'd be engulfed in flames... kinda like your bed.
KVYLV 16
too soon, lol
venomousflower 24
That's ****** up
colvindj 22
I hate parents that encourage their child's bad behavior.
amileah13 26
That's so messed up all around. You get grounded for doing nothing wrong and she gets a dollhouse for setting your sheets on fire. Anybody else notice something seriously wrong with that?
gobiteme2 34
I don’t know about being messed up look at what state he’s in “Alabama” probably from other side of family.
martin8337 36
Yes, and this is at least in part what is wrong with this child. Alleged mental illness or not, when she messes up she needs a good old-fashioned whippin. That'll straighten her out.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Piss poor parenting at its finest.
angelofsaturn 23
So why isn't your dad getting her help? She's gonna set something major on fire or really hurt someone if not kill them and then what?