Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out my little sister is a pyromaniac. She set my bed on fire. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Madison, United States
Today, my pyromaniac sister somehow got her hands on my dad's lighter and set my bed sheets on fire. My dad said I must have provoked her, and that she can't be blamed for her mental condition. So now I'm grounded, and she has a new doll house to calm her down. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I discovered my sister has a crystal meth problem when she set fire to our house. FML
Anonymous
Today, my brother woke me up by trying to light my bed on fire. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Twisted firestarter
Today, my daughter somehow got a hold of the lighter we keep on top of the fridge. I found this out when she snuck up behind me and thought it would be fun to set my hair on fire. FML
NikkiiFireStarter
United Kingdom
Today, I found out my 10 year-old step-brother has an obsession with fire, after he burnt all the belongings in my room, including a £600 guitar. FML
Anonymous
Israel
Today, I asked my lazy daughter to go make her bed. She responded by lighting our garbage bin on fire. FML
xXMudkipNoobXx
United States
Today, my mom was more upset about my 67 on an Algebra test than my sister almost setting the house on fire. FML
Homeless for the holidays
Farmington, United States
Pyrotechnics
Today, after I told my roommate last week she needed to find a new place to live because I thought she was psychotic, she set my house on fire. FML
Morgan
United States
Badass over here
Today, my sister burned herself on purpose with a curling iron. Why? She thought it would be cool to have a scar that "tells a story." My sister is 22. FML
girl on fire
Today, my idiot kid brother set my shirt on fire with a magnifying glass while I was taking a nap outside. FML
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PsychoMerk 0
I'm a pyro too... I set a piñata on fire at a party :|.... lemme tell you this, NEVER eat candy from a flaming piñata :( I got a little scar on my top lip :'(
Dr33zy_fml 0
sucks for you!
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Comments (206)
MaxMorphine 0
aww thats sucks btw first!!
misscrazygrl 0
second! that sux
anorangebaby 1
2nd!! haha does it really matter tho???
Mahyar 2
god pray she doesn't set YOU on fire.
ydiftw 0
Why do I see a innocent four year old girl holding a lit blowtorch?
alleyx3 0
hahaha I see that too
PandasRtheShit 0
FIRE FIRE Heh heh
purplemnm 9
7 a pyromaniac or a pyrophile is someone who likes to play with fire...they burn things...
paper_tigers 0
Where are OPs parents in all this?
NoMusicNoLife43 0
I wondered that too, this is three in a row. Anyone else wondering about this?
ydiftw 0
I less than 3 fire ( think about it) [free cookie to who gets a reference I just made]
Fumblez 0
idk
PsychoMerk 0
at 23, "I love fire!!!" where's my ****** cookie? >_>
ydiftw 0
the I less than 3 reference = arby n the chief close enough though i think o_o less than 3 <3 herez a cookie tho
reyemrein 0
Who isn't a pyromaniac?
samantha_durano 6
I've done that.
ydiftw 0
An idiot isn't a pyromaniac I less than 3 fire
DogmaT_fml 4
your sister set my bed on fire.
kristen_lesli 0
I caught your brother's be on fire the other day. He LOVED it. ;P
Othello22 4
pyros unite!!!! xD
fireobsessed 0
unite!!!
woofis 0
lol that's what I would do to my sister
LemonMan 0
Were you on the bed? o.o Fire is awesome!
_swimcutie_ 0
I have never done that..but hmmmmmmm..good idea.! LMAO girl:D
blitzen123 0
Fire is pretty.
heyy331111 0
thanks I didn't know that
Pearljammer001 0
seriously though, has anyone else noticed that?
GeoThermalSleuth 0
This sounds kinda fun. I've never started a fire before. .... I wonder if I'll ever get the oportunity to set a Bed on fire? Hmm, *Grabs Matches, goes to parents Bedroom*
UberFail79 0
I'm better than all of you: I'm a hoplonphile. Anyone who can guess what that means?
UberFail79 0
Correction: Hoplophile.
CustomFerrari 0
I like fire its pretty And fun
DogmaT_fml 4
you can shoot what i set on fire awesome.
caittycat95 0
get a new bed? lock your door.... yah.....ok.:) your sister belongs in an insane isylum. good luck at life though!
twist_of_fame93 0
sooo.. luckily she didn't set the house on fire? wow
ringmybell_fml 0
... it's getting hot in here?
SanadB 0
fake? Boone just sets a bed on fire. sorry, but I'm not buying it. I don't mind fake FMLs as long as their interesting... this one wasnt
oooo_shizzle 0
ur third haha
Djlatino 0
@94, like you?
ChivasFan 4
ur pretty.
kreeger51 0
I moderated this :D
strandedinalimo 0
Stop raping her in it.
xtwizt3dxlif3x 0
I set my friends on fire
ericvolp12 0
fire runes?
julien672 0
good band :P
Lingonberry668 0
wat are u ddoing in ur picture??
Dr33zy_fml 0
sucks for you!
tristan1001 0
that..... would ........be ...... so.......awesome!
Onthecountof3 0
@48 yea it would
gohabs21 0
@74 I agree w/ you about agreeing
paigeatsflesh 11
I wonder what there mother did? she probley set the little sister bed on fire. that'll teach her.
o0XMzMayX0o 0
this reminds me of the movie The Orphan are u sure she is not adopted?
ericvolp12 0
othello22 more pike pyros ignite!
Screwie 25
Holy flaming hell!
rockindyl22 0
That's hot...
fina444 10
Ummm whats that
hollya17 6
I love that movie!
Giorgio272 2
wow that is crazy. hopefully she was adopted.
madie_hearts09 0
omg that's terrible and what does that pryomatic or something mean
alexandraa_fml 0
poor moths :(
kristen_lesli 0
I agree with you ^^^
ohSNAPyall 27
Ah crap. I should have scrolled further before posting. High fives.
CocoaCrisp 0
fire! fire! fire! burn! burn! burn!
srunano 4
Set her on fire, I bet you after that she will never think about getting close to a flam and btw I was just kidding, it could have been an accident OP
Blackie_fml 0
Hot
paigeatsflesh 11
lmfao. win. xD^^^
LittleMiss1 0
ahahahahah that's funny but fyl
garuru 4
pyromanics unite
FMyLifeCereal 0
Dammit. I was going for the Midnight Oil reference too. Great minds think alike!
PsychoMerk 0
I'm a pyro too... I set a piñata on fire at a party :|.... lemme tell you this, NEVER eat candy from a flaming piñata :( I got a little scar on my top lip :'(
WordsOfHope 0
lmao
Rosalie_Haostn 0
haha I did the same thing. ahhh funtimes funtimes :)
akagron 0
Even more fun if you cut a whole in it's backside and stick a lit zippo in it. Two jokes in one... :D
KurouTenshi 0
sounds like a bad waste of a good zippo....
brenkite 5
I collect zippos, so far I have a Spain one and a navy one
Norwegian_Wood 4
Hah, damn. Crazy sister. I mean, I love fire and all, but no way would I set furniture on fire. lmao. That sucks, FYL OP.
FYLDeep 26
Were you in it at the time?
F_ur_life_douche 0
I was when my brother set our bunk bed on fire btw I sleep bottom it collapsed
werewolflover4ev 0
pyromaniac??? is that where you love fire, or just like playing with fire (don't call me stupid, I'm only 11.) ???
FYLDeep 26
It means you like to listen to Def Leppard.
jason2468 0
no it can mean both!!
Erniesduck123 0
A type of impulse control disorder, pyromania is an impulse to deliberately start fires to relieve tension and typically includes feelings of gratification or relief afterward. But seriously, if you can figure out how to get to fmylife.com, I assume you can figure out how to get to google.com, and type in pyromaniac. That is why people often don't have patience for stupid questions that could have been solved with a google search instead of a comment. The bitch earlier who complained because everyone jumped on her when she asked what FTW meant, could have just as easily googled it and found the answer.
xtwizt3dxlif3x 0
is ur pic the In Flames jester?
FYLDeep 26
hell yeah
xtwizt3dxlif3x 0
in flames we trust!!! ****** love them!