Anonymous
Ho Chi Minh City, Vietnam
Today, at a candlelit dinner, I accidentally set my dad's leg on fire. FML
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loganberrybat 11
What were you doing at a candlelit dinner with your dad...
MrSassypants 34
I guess that makes him a liar liar.
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Comments (69)
jks0308 22
is he at least okay?
_parth 20
He is on fireeeeeeeeeeeee ???
Sotanostash 20
So that's where the romance ended?
allie2590 31
Romance with their dad?
asmb100 27
You never know.
royal_ranger 12
#9: *Cleveland's voice* ew that's nasty
MrSassypants 34
I guess that makes him a liar liar.
delude 26
Leg on fire?
MrSassypants 34
If he was wearing pants and his leg only caught on fire then that's pretty impressive. Unless his dad wore shorts to a candlelight dinner.
GeekGirl2000 13
Oh gosh.... is he okay?
thefirstwhiteboy 17
Tada that's where that night ended
loganberrybat 11
What were you doing at a candlelit dinner with your dad...
AnOriginalName 19
Eating food, I presume.
Carcalilly 8
She/he could have been eating with the entire family.
Colon_Man 17
It's Ho Chi Minh, so probably no electricity. ...except Op is on the internet, somehow.
skyefrost 3
Actually, It's really popular to use go to a computer cafe there. I have cousin who lives there and she goes to those to play games. So actually Op might not be lying
at0micmin3r 23
It could have been one of those adorable father/daughter things.
miss_amphetamine 24
He or she could have been out with the whole family, with the SO and parents, or even just dinner where there happened to be candles at the restaurant. This is not weird at all imo...especially when I was a kid/teen, my parents, brother and I went out to dinner all the time.
lovelyvampire 16
A romantic dinner with dad? That's always interesting ... hope he's alright
mattrd_fml 31
Who said it was romantic?
RobinGoodfellow 47
The simplicity of this FML is just so elegant.
Dreamsorrow93 24
Ok I will ask. Why the hell did you have a romantic candlelit dinner with your dad?
Nymeria_fml 25
Who said it was romantic and who said OP was alone with his/her father?
brasiliano 16
#15 I said it
amyfann 26
#11 I have a feeling it was something religious when they light candles for some purpose .. I don't know...?
eatsteak 20
Maybe power went out after food was cooked, or trying to save on energy bill ?
Jasim 17
Candlelight dinner with your father?! Well I hope he's okay, anyway.