sad
Reserved 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my parents got rid of our detachable shower head. Looks like I'm single again. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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albinoalligator
Elkton, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Terms and conditions
Today, I declined an apartment because it didn't have a detachable shower head that I could use for my enjoyment. FML
NoBasement4U
Medicine Hat, Canada
Today, my dad went to a hardware store to replace the broken shower head in my bathroom. He got the cheapest shower head he could find, and so when I took a shower, the shower head burst out and hit me square in the face. FML
Username
Today, my ex-girlfriend moved out. I came back to a sparsely furnished home; she'd even taken the shower head, my beard trimmer, and the soap from the bathroom. FML
ravestradamus
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was enjoying some "alone time" with the detachable shower head when someone flushed the toilet, causing the cold water to run out and badly scald my genitals. It hurts to walk. FML
BadatDIY
United Kingdom
Feeling dumb?
Today, the maintenance workers finally came to my apartment to fix the shower-head that kept falling off the wall. I was annoyed because they had replaced it a few weeks ago and since then, it'd been a problem. They went into my bathroom, turned the shower head around, and left. FML
Anonymous
Priorities
Today, my parents announced they're getting a divorce. Now I don't know who's going to do my laundry. FML
ShowerheadGirl
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Common passion
Today, I was having an intimate moment with my detachable shower head. I opened my eyes to find my husband of 4 months looking down on me. The only thing he said was, "You too?" FML
Anonymous
Spring, United States
Today, after having a pretty rough day, I decided a nice, hot shower would be great. Ten minutes in, the shower head apparently couldn't take the water pressure anymore, and it flew off and hit me in the face. FML
home owner
United States
Headshot
Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML
WaychulMonster
Things hate me
Today, while trying to relax because I'm sick and I feel like crap, the shower head attachment fell and hit me on the head. FML
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ms_YoungMula 8
So when there's no hot water running do you change your fb status to "it's complicated"
jiimbo344 0
Buy a *****
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Comments (369)
kg163401 0
Lmao. Probably my favorite fml ever....
12fhstar 4
id have to agree !!!
somewizdom 15
It's either shower heads, ******, or riding the bicycle, nowadays? What happened to just using your hand?
creedaddict 9
Get a rabbit
LaDeFreakinDa 4
Whoever thumbed this down do me a favor and Google "rabbit vibrator" lol
cmayo 3
Hey, uh, unless you're an amputee, you have these things called fingers.
Divine8 0
I know the feeling..it sucks! Try the faucet??..
crazy4uboi 6
The faucet? How the hell do you do that?!
sheryabraham76 0
I guess they figured out why the water bill was so high. Fyl.
chickenpie90 16
Eww
ikickgingers 15
Words of wisdom. Get your **** pierced... And people wonder why I run everyday. :D
sman640 6
Nice
perdix 31
Does it work with the guiche, too?
Nadeslos 4
Aiiieee! TMI
HomeAl0ne 20
When I died I was hoping to come back as a detachable shower head. Now, after this comment, I want to be your running shorts. Does that make me a bad man?
False_Stupidity 42
Never mind kicky's shorts.. I want to come back as the ring(or other object) in the piercing. ;)
Calyx_fml 22
Your whole family was cleaning themselves with your sex toy. Gross.
dmwise123 0
If your single because of that then you needed a new girl anyways
skizza_fml 3
Did you even read it at all