Today, we have an asshole neighbor who owns a loud muscle car. Another neighbor called the cops on him for constantly revving the engine and breaking the noise ordinance. He now purposefully drives by their house at odd hours of the night to blare his horn and wake everybody up. I live across the road from them. FML
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Today, after a few months of my neighbor's friend parking outside his house and honking until he came outside, I happened to be out doing lawn work. I politely screamed, "STOP HONKING YOUR F***ING HORN!" To which they responded by moving in front of MY house and holding down their horn. I hate people. FML
Today, I learned that my new neighbour's car alarm goes off every time a car drives by blasting loud bass. So far, it's gone off 6 times in the last hour. I can't wait until he's done moving in here, where he and his car will stay for the next year. FML
Today, I've suffered 3 months of my neighbor blasting his music so loud, it shakes my apartment floor. None of my noise complaints are ever followed up, but the moment I give him a piece of my mind, he calls the cops, and they threaten me with jail time over a few curse words. FML
Today, I called the cops on my elderly neighbor for blaring loud war music yet again. They chatted and laughed with him on his lawn for a good half hour. As they left, he slapped the female officer's ass, only for her to just giggle about it. After they drove off, he fired up his music again. FML
Today, the neighbors' kid got a new airhorn. FML
Today, my neighbor yelled “Fuck you!” at me through his window. My crime? Closing my front door “too loud.” This man lets his children beat on the walls and slam doors but apparently I’m the problem. FML
Today, I woke up at 6:00 am to the sound of somebody laying on their horn outside my apartment. I ran outside to yell at them only to find out it was my car. The horn was shortcircuting. All my neighbors stood on their porch laughing as I repeatedly punched my steering wheel to make it stop. FML
Today, my neighbor got a ridiculous surround sound system that sounds like Jurassic fucking Park come to life. My walls are literally shaking. I tried asking nicely for them to turn it down. They told me to fuck off, and that if I call the cops with a noise complaint, well… they know where I live. FML
Today, some new people moved into the house next door to mine. The previous occupants were very loud and obnoxious day in and day out, so I was looking forward to some sanity. When I went outside, I noticed they'd parked their cars on my lawn. FML
Today, I regret asking my neighbor to turn down his music last night. When I left for work, I found his car parked so close to mine that I couldn't squeeze between them. His wife's was parked the same way on the other side. They wouldn't answer their door and I ended up being late to work. FML
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Lamitucus 4
Does anyone have a Ring doorbell or any other camera that might catch this? Can easily report the ass again without but video would help.
tiptoppc 21
A glass jar of nails carefully placed while no one is looking would be an ideal way to deal with it. Park your car on street. Bring an overfilled box of crap to car. Realize you have to set down glass jar of nails to open door. Put other stuff in car. “Forget” glass jar of nails. Drive off. Come back later. Best to do this at night if you know the track the sports car drives (such as closer to curb, etc). And try to plan setting it down accordingly. Ideal with 5-10 minutes of noting his patterned time to avoid innocents getting bit. Then come back an hour later to see carnage and witness obscenities and threats while you call police for a “disturbance” on your block. Didn’t get him this time? Just repeat with an equally tire puncturing item.
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Lamitucus 4
Does anyone have a Ring doorbell or any other camera that might catch this? Can easily report the ass again without but video would help.
TwoBytesCarley 27
Second this. Keep reporting him. See how many tickets he enjoys getting before he finally stops the petty behaviour.
tiptoppc 21
A glass jar of nails carefully placed while no one is looking would be an ideal way to deal with it. Park your car on street. Bring an overfilled box of crap to car. Realize you have to set down glass jar of nails to open door. Put other stuff in car. “Forget” glass jar of nails. Drive off. Come back later. Best to do this at night if you know the track the sports car drives (such as closer to curb, etc). And try to plan setting it down accordingly. Ideal with 5-10 minutes of noting his patterned time to avoid innocents getting bit. Then come back an hour later to see carnage and witness obscenities and threats while you call police for a “disturbance” on your block. Didn’t get him this time? Just repeat with an equally tire puncturing item.
core01 30
can horn in front of his house at 5am might give him a taste of his own medicine
d j mom 9
okay, so look up some you tube videos and learn how to disable his car ( in the middle of the night) ... hello...
maverick83 15
If that were my neighbor I'd have a suspicion his car would be badly vandalized in the near future.