Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend, his response was, "I'll start watching pregnant porn to build up an attraction to it." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Awesome
Today, when my boyfriend came home, I was crying and told him I was pregnant. His immediate response was, "Awesome! Pregnant girls are always horny and we won't need protection for the next few months!" FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he watched True Life I'm Pregnant. Now I know why we haven't been having sex. FML
Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend that I couldn't believe this happened, he said, "I'm not going to lie, I didn't always pull out fast." FML
Kinky
Today, I discovered my boyfriend has a thing for pregnant women. I'm not pregnant though, my roommate is. FML
Priorities
Today, I told my boyfriend of 2 years that I was pregnant. His response? "That's neat. But we can still have sex, right?" FML
Today, my husband confessed his pregnancy fetish to me, and now wants me to wear a fake belly when we have sex. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I'm pregnant. He seemed excited, and said we should make the baby fat so he can bounce her on his lap and watch her double chin jiggle. Just to prove he's serious, he's been searching for high-calorie foods for babies. FML
Today, my fiancé told me that the thought of having sex with a pregnant woman repulsed him. I'm pregnant. He's glad he got that off his chest FML
Cash grab
Today, my husband suggested a way for us to "make some money" off our pregnancy. His great idea? Pregnancy porn. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of 4 years that I'm pregnant. He suggested we get a paternity test done. FML
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ShadowNinja445 12
before people go on a rant saying he's an asshole, atleast he's willing to stay with you and the baby. I think he meant it as a joke and you took it the wrong way. Either way, congrats OP
mpkpm 19
Oh gosh...well at least he's caring enough to try that? Idk I'm just trying to find a silver lining...sorry OP!
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Comments (129)
XTheDesertSongX 17
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
What a ******* prick. I hope he builds up some more sensitivty to your situation.
IloveToLaugh143 21
Yeah. OP, your boyfriend is kind of an inconsiderate idiot. Congratulations on your baby though:D
cumberbunny 17
Totally. OP, you're beautiful no matter if you're pregnant or not!
spazz666 18
I wouldn't go so far as to call him a prick. He didn't leave her (yet) and instead is trying to make himself attracted to something that he knows he's not attracted to. It's a pretty insensitive thing to say, but everyone ***** up sometimes. And he probably didn't mean it to sound awful, it seems like it was intended less douchey.
euphoricness 28
I doubt there even is pregnant **** because that would be ******* gross to watch
kiraleann 16
There is **** for everything.
Pixiemels 19
there is, lots, unfortunately!
HairyPunisher 27
As bizarre as it sounds, it actually is a thing. Some men have fetishes for it.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
At least he isn't making her pay rent.
panicsdisaster 17
I'm just posting for op under the first comment so people see my post.
TisAPenguin 16
#24 is right. Anyway, some guys just aren't attracted to pregnant women. My boyfriend, for example, finds pregnancy repulsive. I'm not a fan, either, and one of the reasons we work is that we both don't want kids and we both don't want me to get pregnant. You can't get upset with a guy for what he is or isn't attracted to, no matter how "insensitive" it sounds.
strike2867 13
How do you know they weren't trying for a baby? Maybe this was expected and he just has a bad sense of humor.
LatvianPride 16
OP married a thumbtack?
HeyTherexxx 21
31- There's **** for everything (see Rule 34 on Urban Dictionary). And personally, the thought of pregnancy **** pales in comparison to the idea of My Little Pony ****. But there's fetishes for everything, so someone probably disagrees.
cyanidesandwich 21
Oh, but there is. And what may seem gross to you, might be a fetish to someone else (not that I have this fetish, i've watched it once or twice, but don't make it a habit)
oddities 20
#1, I kind of hope he was joking but has a poor sense of humor or can't deliver a joke properly. Or a little of both. There's a chances he's not a complete prick. At least, I hope he isn't.
lulzcoaster 3
Rule 34 did not come from Urban Dictionary....
BubbleGrunge 18
Or, he could start paying attention to you and all of your beautifulness!
shaww 28
HA! GAYYYYYY
PhilSnake22 13
I think the word you are looking for is beauty.
Credibleskills 28
He's only caring about the sex basically which is pretty niave and stupid of him.
ThatOneGuy719 16
At least the guy didn't just deny it and walk out. What he said was wrong, but at least he's sticking around
kingdomgirl94 29
I feel that the "not as big of a jerk as you could have been" award deserves a place here...
mpkpm 19
Oh gosh...well at least he's caring enough to try that? Idk I'm just trying to find a silver lining...sorry OP!
poncho55 40
I was thinking that, too. Perhaps it's not a very nice thing to say, but at least he didn't run out the door. Good luck with your pregnancy, OP!
Enslaved 38
Wow! How sad--We must think very low of the guys of today if our first reaction is to be grateful that they don't run out on their unborn child.
mpkpm 19
Very true! Well stated.
TheDrifter 24
This is fml after all. A bad porno joke is far better than anything I'd expected after op telling her boyfriend she's pregnant.
ShadowNinja445 12
before people go on a rant saying he's an asshole, atleast he's willing to stay with you and the baby. I think he meant it as a joke and you took it the wrong way. Either way, congrats OP
Jessj958 19
I agree, it's awesome he's staying because there are a lot of unfortunate cases when they guy just bolts. But, he just needs to work on his "jokes" because bad jokes and hormones just don't mix!
marzipanimal 15
"At least"? That should not be something praised, but expected.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Sounds like a joke gone wrong to me too. The guy is saying that not only is he sticking around, he's trying to prevent future issues when she gets big and starts complaining that she's unattractive. That's kind of caring in it's own ****** up way.
LandoKid 9
I think the real FML is he tried to make it light hearted, but you were to anal about it. Might have to watch some of that too.
LilFidget 4
idk, I thought it was sweet. It's a guys way of saying "I still want to be with you and make you feel good even when you have a basketball belly, swollen feet, and hormonal outrages." Also, yeah, he didn't up and run out of the picture. I wouldn't have any problems with my boyfriend/husband saying this if I were preggo.
rkdstp1995 25
hope he was joking... congats OP!!!
Black_Knight80 13
A for effort!
fullalove 23
At least he is trying? Congrats OP
biloxi_girl 22
Well on the bright side, it's not the worst thing he could have said. At least he isn't saying it's not his. Sorry OP.
bobslawnservice 16
That is really considerate of him.
JKROB 16
how considerate, sounds like a great guy.