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Today, my parents got rid of our detachable shower head. Looks like I'm single again. FML

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ms_YoungMula 8

So when there's no hot water running do you change your fb status to "it's complicated"

jiimbo344 0

Buy a *****

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Comments (369)

momorose94 8

Awww i feel your pain...-_- why not get a "NEW" best friend that works better....*****

jessicaaababy 8

Go find a boy to do that instead! Just keep looking

Mach10 0

You won't get atomic chlamydia or pregnant from a showerhead.

yummcookie 0

I doubt many people can shoot water from their mouths like that. You'd be better off with a Pokemon. :P

Crono943 6

What she said. It can't be that hard

karagarren 8

85 has killed a part of my childhood

jrgarcia715 0

Ya idk y girls use those toys y not find a guy

moviegirl6 5

Because girls don't need a man to make them feel good. That so hard to believe?

leadman1989 16

It's ok to not NEED one but this FML in particular mask it seem like she can't get one. Assuming it's a she.

dementxrs 12

because guys can't shoot 100,000 tiny streams of water out of their mouths, last time i checked

grogers311 20

I can... And I can breathe through my ears

ChloeMeyers_Xo 16

262...Preach. ;-)

iAmScrubs 19

One day, you will see the detachable shower head somewhere in public, inspirational music will come on and you will slowly embrace. I already have a tear in my eye.

deadman93 8

epic movie in the making right there man!

PrincessPesa 20

Such a great visual.

jsprackman 11

Thats kinda gross lol. Theres other things in the world to be upset about.

The_Troller 14

It's not gross, it's a natural thing. But there are definitely much worse things that could happen, OP will just need to get creative with new ways to do that.

Yodaevil 4

There's other things in the world! Like why the hell are 13 year olds on fml acting like they know about sex...

deadman93 8

well... one chick in the next town over used a hair curler apparently.....

monkey27 0

U kno ther little kids when they say "that's gross" about sexual things, jus saying(:

dementxrs 12

134: because, believe it or not, they do! trust me, hon, a couple of kids i know have already had sex at 13. and this fml is about masturbation, which most 13 years olds have tried.

ganjaone 2

Message me :) I'm single. N lonely :/

jessicaaababy 8

Ewwww.

Livencountry 5

You know your interested.

thatssomeBS 9

I'm not sure if 36 is interested... But I am definitely interested in 36. Daaaaammmnn...

imcutefml 0

Same right here 90 :P

jessicaaababy 8

Thanks haha :)

jizzwold 21

I'm not. But I'm also the guy with a fan as his picture so...

lostintime94 5

Lol 213... Your funny. I'm interested in 213. Fans are cool. But the chick is kinda skanky... Just sayin'.

lostintime94 5

Why isn't my picture showing up!?

jessicaaababy 8

Actually I'm not skanky, and you don't know me so you don't have any right saying that.

lostintime94 5

Well I didn't really mean you were skanky... Just your picture.

sixspades 0

Jessica.. You single ;)?

blake204 0

I agree! Like anyone who has nothing better to do then call girls shanks on a ******* FML site probalbly is over 500 pounds or writes atleast 15 FMLs daily :)

Vash_41288 10

Go buy a ***** or use your hands no shame in that. Masturbation is natural and healthy anyways.

every1luvsboners 11

Drag your water hose in through the window and have all the fun that you wish. I prefer the oscillating sprinkler head myself.

ikickgingers 15

Boners, I am trying to figure out the logistics of this in my head. My imagination is lacking. Perhaps you can explain further - I need a picture tutorial. :/

every1luvsboners 11

Send me the bet winning picture of your arse, then we will talk.

smirnoff1695 0

Save your money and reward yourself with a new and improved shower head.

Enslaved 38

Prop your legs up along the sides of the bath tub and scoot your ass under the water spicket. Believe me, it works just as well. ((((:

ikickgingers 15

^^ I concur

LaDeFreakinDa 4

So I'm not the only one... lol

ikickgingers 15

Haha I have a clawfoot tub... It.is.great. Lol.

LaDeFreakinDa 4

ha ha better than any man I've ever had. doesn't stop until you're done ;) lol

Enslaved 38

I thought I was the only one and wanting to share the knowledge. I see others know already. (: Squeaky clean at its best! *But I still need a guy. ;) Can only tickle myself so long!

every1luvsboners 11

Al Gore would not approve these comments. How are we supposed to save water when every woman is using it for masturbatory purposes? Try a pneumatic air nozzle or something. Go green when you **********, do your part to save the earf.

perdix 31

You girls need to get a dirty, dirty man in your lives. I have a suggestion . . . ;)

amanda2850 0

True that 98!! haha

JennaLuvr 0

Too rough numbs up haha jk I don't do that

marinebio 0

Agreed

mojo87 14

You do realise, don't you, that you could kill yourself using a pneumatic air gun? Air in the blood stream isn't exactly good.