sad
Reserved 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my parents got rid of our detachable shower head. Looks like I'm single again. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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albinoalligator
Elkton, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Terms and conditions
Today, I declined an apartment because it didn't have a detachable shower head that I could use for my enjoyment. FML
NoBasement4U
Medicine Hat, Canada
Today, my dad went to a hardware store to replace the broken shower head in my bathroom. He got the cheapest shower head he could find, and so when I took a shower, the shower head burst out and hit me square in the face. FML
Username
Today, my ex-girlfriend moved out. I came back to a sparsely furnished home; she'd even taken the shower head, my beard trimmer, and the soap from the bathroom. FML
ravestradamus
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was enjoying some "alone time" with the detachable shower head when someone flushed the toilet, causing the cold water to run out and badly scald my genitals. It hurts to walk. FML
BadatDIY
United Kingdom
Feeling dumb?
Today, the maintenance workers finally came to my apartment to fix the shower-head that kept falling off the wall. I was annoyed because they had replaced it a few weeks ago and since then, it'd been a problem. They went into my bathroom, turned the shower head around, and left. FML
Anonymous
Priorities
Today, my parents announced they're getting a divorce. Now I don't know who's going to do my laundry. FML
ShowerheadGirl
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Common passion
Today, I was having an intimate moment with my detachable shower head. I opened my eyes to find my husband of 4 months looking down on me. The only thing he said was, "You too?" FML
Anonymous
Spring, United States
Today, after having a pretty rough day, I decided a nice, hot shower would be great. Ten minutes in, the shower head apparently couldn't take the water pressure anymore, and it flew off and hit me in the face. FML
home owner
United States
Headshot
Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML
WaychulMonster
Things hate me
Today, while trying to relax because I'm sick and I feel like crap, the shower head attachment fell and hit me on the head. FML
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ms_YoungMula 8
So when there's no hot water running do you change your fb status to "it's complicated"
jiimbo344 0
Buy a *****
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Comments (369)
taintedblue 3
This FML is one of the funniest I've read in a while. Sorry OP
Hoarebag 0
Lol at no. 4 =P
michi23 0
Gross
guckylynn 19
That is absolutely disgusting. You do realize other people in your household use the shower head too, right? What next, are you going to borrow your moms vibrator?
GraceKathryn97 0
Hey don't be rude! Everyone needs some lovin'...and when your desperate for it you will use anything!
asherah14 7
OP is using the water to **********. The shower head doesn't touch anything. And so what if it did? It's not like bodily fluids are disgusting. They're natural and would rinse right off. Some people are just way too uptight.
THE_A_TEEN 28
You're a dick #41, I hope you never get laid or ********** in your ******* life.
spritom 0
She was borrowing her mom's showerhead and that didn't turn out so well.
GraceKathryn97 0
Agreed 125#
akichan15 5
lololol somebody needs to loosen up.
kristen69 0
U can't actually use a shower head it's the water pressure I'm sure. And if u can't fit the shower head in there then that's pretty loose..
guckylynn 19
287, considering I'm female, I kinda get how it works. I just think it's kinda gross to think about it being against her. If you live on your own it's one thing, but with parents and possible siblings it just seems pretty nasty.
boredfishing 0
Girls make it sound so hard to find a guy. Haha if a girl said what you just wrote to a guy..... ;)
ikickgingers 15
"..." is so ominous when followed by a wink. :/
boredfishing 0
Nah, I'm pretty straight forward. Can I hold the shower head for you :) sure glad I'm not a ginger.
crazy4uboi 6
What's wrong with being a ginger and most girls want a boyfriend with a little more class than that
jwktheman 6
GTFO GTFO GTFO GTFO GTFO GET OOOOOOOOUUUUUTTTTT!!!!!!!!!
Llama_Face89 34
But I'm comfy...
RedPillSucks 33
This would be funnier if you're a guy. Next time, don't moan so loud when you're in the shower and they wont know a thing. Try using their electric tooth brush. I hear he's easy.
leadman1989 16
How do you know they aren't?
mintcar 10
Or....you could get out and try to find a guy? If the only thing you can fall back on is the shower head everyone in the household uses, then that's a little sad. Stop being cheap. If you just can't find a man, suck it up and pay for a sex toy. Your parents probably caught on.
HannahsHighasAKi 4
I know what you mean. Haha
Okayitwasme 0
Time to move on and focus on something better.