Anonymous
Priorities
Today, my parents announced they're getting a divorce. Now I don't know who's going to do my laundry. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
disaster...
United States
Today, my mom and my step dad decided they're getting a divorce. They've been married for 2 weeks and I paid for a quarter of the wedding. FML
Ally
*shrinks into corner*
Today, my dad decided to be an awesome person and fold my laundry without telling me. Later, I heard my parents having a conversation about a pair of panties that were "like dental floss" and which sister they belonged to. FML
carolinagirl
United States
Today, I found out that my mom and dad got a divorce. They didn't tell me, they just changed their relationship status on Facebook. FML
Anonymous
United States
Don't blame me!
Today, my parents told me they're getting a divorce because of all the strain caused by me nearly dying in an accident. FML
hobo
Chilliwack, Canada
Today, I woke up to "we're leaving". I'm now homeless because my Dad and his girlfriend got into an argument over toilet paper. FML
Ineedjustice03
Singapore
Today, I had to dig into my savings to help my parents pay for their divorce. FML
19collegestudentandpregant
Loretto, United States
Today, I found out my parents are divorcing and my mom is moving out. I'm 11 weeks pregnant. Breaking the news should be fun. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out my parents are getting divorced. They're fighting over the dog instead of my sister and me. FML
nima
Death wish
Today, my parents went on vacation and told me that it is "absolutely imperative" that I do the dishes while they are gone. Instead, the sink decided to break and nothing will fix it, so I'm currently writing out my will. FML
hannahg
Romulus, United States
Today, my dad yelled at me for being irresponsible while he watched me fold his laundry. FML
Top comments
Ubehage 32
Answer: You
mike3775 39
Guess you will finally grow up and learn how to do your own laundry.
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Comments (14)
Ubehage 32
Answer: You
mike3775 39
Guess you will finally grow up and learn how to do your own laundry.
Anderling 33
Googling how to do your own laundry is free.
RichardPencil 32
Both of them, if you know how to play the Guilt Card cleverly. Divorce is devastating to kids and using that could get you lots of material benefits. Hell, if you use it well, you might not have to do laundry at all since each parent will buy you new clothes every time they have visitation.
Hangryko 32
Your ******* self, that's who.
CJMajor86 9
Time to pick up a life skill- cause that's your job.
clair_brodie 35
If you are old enough to be on the internet, you're old enough to do your own laundry. Ydi
Wadlaen 24
As they're still gonna be alive and present, just in their separate homes, I suspect they'll still be able to do your laundry if you refuse to do it yourself...
SylvarLorali 4
Do your own damn laundry
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Wow, you're pathetic. Do your own damn laundry. Your parents are ending a marriage, and there's going to be a lot of turmoil with lawyers, guardianship, property, etc. And you're selfishly worried about your laundry? Grow up and do your own. This is what's wrong with this generation.