sad
Reserved 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my parents got rid of our detachable shower head. Looks like I'm single again. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
albinoalligator
Elkton, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Terms and conditions
Today, I declined an apartment because it didn't have a detachable shower head that I could use for my enjoyment. FML
NoBasement4U
Medicine Hat, Canada
Today, my dad went to a hardware store to replace the broken shower head in my bathroom. He got the cheapest shower head he could find, and so when I took a shower, the shower head burst out and hit me square in the face. FML
Username
Today, my ex-girlfriend moved out. I came back to a sparsely furnished home; she'd even taken the shower head, my beard trimmer, and the soap from the bathroom. FML
ravestradamus
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was enjoying some "alone time" with the detachable shower head when someone flushed the toilet, causing the cold water to run out and badly scald my genitals. It hurts to walk. FML
BadatDIY
United Kingdom
Feeling dumb?
Today, the maintenance workers finally came to my apartment to fix the shower-head that kept falling off the wall. I was annoyed because they had replaced it a few weeks ago and since then, it'd been a problem. They went into my bathroom, turned the shower head around, and left. FML
Anonymous
Priorities
Today, my parents announced they're getting a divorce. Now I don't know who's going to do my laundry. FML
ShowerheadGirl
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Common passion
Today, I was having an intimate moment with my detachable shower head. I opened my eyes to find my husband of 4 months looking down on me. The only thing he said was, "You too?" FML
Anonymous
Spring, United States
Today, after having a pretty rough day, I decided a nice, hot shower would be great. Ten minutes in, the shower head apparently couldn't take the water pressure anymore, and it flew off and hit me in the face. FML
home owner
United States
Headshot
Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML
WaychulMonster
Things hate me
Today, while trying to relax because I'm sick and I feel like crap, the shower head attachment fell and hit me on the head. FML
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ms_YoungMula 8
So when there's no hot water running do you change your fb status to "it's complicated"
jiimbo344 0
Buy a *****
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Brianna644_fml 0
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Rddvl 11
So innocent objects like shower heads have become sex toys..oh okay that's cool..
dakanna 0
Okay wow.. Thats fricken gross.
GypsyRover 0
Lol. Use ur fist! ;-), better yet,use mine.
selena1998_fml 0
ew.
Honda288 2
Oh my god some of these comments are ******* hilarious!
purple_98 0
Wow... I just figured out what you meant by that :)
papahugsmefunneh 2
That's actually pretty impressive, those things are pretty big
cinderella10383 6
She didn't insert it, just used the water on her outside area
leadman1989 16
What are the chances that I would be watching a video of puss in boots taking a shower while reading this FML? Lol
charmanderCHAR 5
I'm beginning to believe some of you idiots think that OP is shoving the whole metal contraption up her vag, in which case, go watch a ******* porno, because that's not how it's done. Usually detachable shower heads have different pressure settings, which you can switch between (pulsating, etc.) OP probably used one of them and directly sprayed her ******** for some stimulation. And the people saying 'ew'? Grow the **** up. This is INTIMACY. What are you, five?
False_Stupidity 42
Well said.. I'm a guy and had this figured out in under 5 seconds but clearly some people including girls are clueless. As a guy I can also appreciate the added benefit of this method in keeping the vag clean and smelling better :)
charmanderCHAR 5
Good! I'm glad someone in here is smart.