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Today, my parents got rid of our detachable shower head. Looks like I'm single again. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
albinoalligator
Elkton, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Terms and conditions
Today, I declined an apartment because it didn't have a detachable shower head that I could use for my enjoyment. FML
NoBasement4U
Medicine Hat, Canada
Today, my dad went to a hardware store to replace the broken shower head in my bathroom. He got the cheapest shower head he could find, and so when I took a shower, the shower head burst out and hit me square in the face. FML
Username
Today, my ex-girlfriend moved out. I came back to a sparsely furnished home; she'd even taken the shower head, my beard trimmer, and the soap from the bathroom. FML
ravestradamus
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was enjoying some "alone time" with the detachable shower head when someone flushed the toilet, causing the cold water to run out and badly scald my genitals. It hurts to walk. FML
BadatDIY
United Kingdom
Feeling dumb?
Today, the maintenance workers finally came to my apartment to fix the shower-head that kept falling off the wall. I was annoyed because they had replaced it a few weeks ago and since then, it'd been a problem. They went into my bathroom, turned the shower head around, and left. FML
Anonymous
Priorities
Today, my parents announced they're getting a divorce. Now I don't know who's going to do my laundry. FML
ShowerheadGirl
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Common passion
Today, I was having an intimate moment with my detachable shower head. I opened my eyes to find my husband of 4 months looking down on me. The only thing he said was, "You too?" FML
Anonymous
Spring, United States
Today, after having a pretty rough day, I decided a nice, hot shower would be great. Ten minutes in, the shower head apparently couldn't take the water pressure anymore, and it flew off and hit me in the face. FML
home owner
United States
Headshot
Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML
WaychulMonster
Things hate me
Today, while trying to relax because I'm sick and I feel like crap, the shower head attachment fell and hit me on the head. FML
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ms_YoungMula 8
So when there's no hot water running do you change your fb status to "it's complicated"
jiimbo344 0
Buy a *****
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jiimbo344 0
Buy a *****
Savra_fml 17
Go check the tail pipe of your car. Could find one there.
gunmania0 12
The shower head was probably mouldy by the sounds of it.
Epic_Fail911 15
buy a cucumber
YacL 15
Cucumbers need some loving too.
Keyman1212 14
This is more of a ****** up life, than a **** my life.
kevin2407_fml 2
#9: Haha, I see what you did there...
CanadianPuckHead 4
Get a BF and try ******* something besides the shower...
You_Need_Soap 6
She must be really ugly! What woman can't scream "FREE PUSSY" and have at least one dude lining up. It's the magic of pussy power, baby! Embrace it! (back up plan: shower-heads are $12.99 at Walmart. Buy a new one.)
urdirtyolduncle 15
You need to get LAID.
Randy84 10
76- OP could be a guy, I don't think yelling free butt hole/**** is going to have the same effect.
clumsychik 1
The same thing happened to me... But I got a jacuzzi instead.
ShroomsOnAcid 17
Oh it will...just not on women.
The_Troller 14
Well if OP lives with her parents, I doubt she's old enough to buy a *****
66mustangrocks 4
#66 hell yea dude lol
hellryu 20
how the hell does a guy pleasure himself with a shower head?
Savra_fml 17
#145, go have a shower, figure it out, then let everyone know.
BballHottie34 9
You know it
fuzz97 23
I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE
Cmdr_Shepard 17
The next time OP goes to her grandma's house, she can try looking through granny's drawers for her stash of sex toys. :D
snowbird27 0
seriously
BellaMarta 19
Win! Epic win!
tellithowitis 13
Sorry for my stupidity, but shall someone explain this fml to me???
hubla 0
Give me some lovin da da da da da ba da da da da bum give me some lovin
AlexanderSilver 0
257- OP used the detachable shower head to **********.
KKMH 3
no wonder u r a virgin 281
penguinazul 13
126, I'm 21 and when I'm not at school, I live with my parents, and I have two ******.
auroracc99 0
#9 and #61 why are u thumbing them down? Read the other recent FMLs and u will figure it out!
thiscrazything 1
Snowmen don't need orgasms.
whited666 0
9-that FML was weird, haha
madison001 0
Steelers FTW
blake204 0
Same
Silver996 2
... I do.
RecklessJellyBea 7
No worries. There's always the cucumbers in the fridge.
smirnoff1695 0
Or bananas on the counter:)
m0tl3ycru3 0
Or OP could just utilize her fingers instead of ruining a perfectly good fruit or vegtable.
MaskingTape 2
Who says she's ruining veggies? Recycle! Now she has an after workout snack.
Epikouros 32
Big winter carrots are better than cucumbers - they're ribbed horizontally for your pleasure.
flockz 20
use a cucumber! then you can have pickles!! :D
Lily_lops95 0
Blarp..blarp =x
NinaTatianna 9
honestly nothing compares to the shower head.
FckYoCOUCH 6
^^Shower heads don't compare to sex with another being?
NinaTatianna 9
im a virgin so I wouldnt know... im talking about in terms of self-pleasure... its just a different feeling u cant get from a ***** or a vibrator.
boobookittie 0
No carrots!! Haven't you seen 1,000 ways to die!!! o.o
Dreamcatcher619 6
But how would u know if ur a virgin?
TheDeadlyTurtle 7
A cheap meal and I put out, lol :3
RavenRiley007 4
showerhead tho...u shower in ur own vaginal/anal juices...disgust!
droxd923 0
They're pickles now
NinaTatianna 9
What?? that was such an ignorant comment. what do you think happens when stuff goes down the drain? Do you think it circulates back into the system and squirts back out on you??
pokerbratt 1
Gue
bill929 7
#242 because you haven't had sex yet.
caino 3
Any chance of heading down my way to rip up some bells beach!!
CharlieS0ul 0
Ignore people they don't know what they're talking about
GenaALazer 22
hæ
TemporarySharpie 3
Use a rake.
Livencountry 5
Erm. That sounds... Just ow.
ikickgingers 15
Rake like lawn tool? Or Rake like a promiscuous man? O.o
pattycmom 12
OUCH!!!
RedPillSucks 33
Don't act like you don't know that hoe. Kicky, I've never heard rake used in that context. I think I'll use it. *You just a damn rake!*
NDiesal10 2
One if my favorite Jeopardy moments..."What is a ho?" "Actually, it's what is a rake..."
GraceKathryn97 0
Ok this was prolly the funniest comment ever!! Hahahaha
Savra_fml 17
#4, that's why you are only a temporary sharpie.
amrik 11
Lol this made my day
yankfan89 27
Use a rake on your junk and tell us how it feels
PrincessPesa 20
Why was this so heartily thumbed down? It's bizarrely hilarious!
mcrluverchick 9
... Shane Dawson anyone?:)
ashwowa 14
hahahahshaha
SirMoose 0
This is actually a really funny comment, what's up with all the thumbs down?
maz255 10
nah, one word...splinters
vegan_muffin 5
Roses are red Violets are blue I'll **** you with a rake
Comrillgo 0
I want to have your babies
Imgonnahaveabf 9
Garden hoe.
poprockz96 12
314 Shane Dawson win.
ms_YoungMula 8
So when there's no hot water running do you change your fb status to "it's complicated"
MorbidxAngel_V2 0
Awesome!
music87 14
LMAO!!
daitan 3
Lmfao, win!
Jdimp 1
LMFAO I laughed for a good ten minutes in study hall after seeing this comment
Shans021 4
hahaha that's hillarious!
rroxie124 5
Omy god this made me laugh so hard!!!
HomeAl0ne 20
*slow hand clap* I could have sat here for 10 minutes and not thought of that.
GwarKitty 5
Bazinga.
womanjesus 0
Well done.
brittany3 1
Lmao! too funny!
web124 6
You clever bastard
web124 6
You clever bastard
XXXsceneXXXkidzX 5
Bravo.
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
Well done ma'am, well done.
c0c0_fml 16
Hahaha!! Thanks that was the funniest comment ever posted on fml !!
smashmaster52 0
I just about cried laughing
Lac2501 2
FTW!!!
fuckyouimawesome 1
You're a genius :)
Dreamcatcher619 6
AHHAHA! Omfg! FTW BUD!
ms_YoungMula 8
Lol glad to put a smile on all your faces
lilemmy55 10
Winnn!
lilemmy55 10
Winnn!
satph 12
BEST. COMMENT. EVER. :D
TheNewGuy03 29
This is the solar eclipse of comments: rare, and awesome as hell. I need extra appendages to express my approval for this. |the kid|
RedPillSucks 33
832 thumbs up.... Impressive. There ought to be a badge thingy for that (Alan, Sirin?)
Crlnprz 11
Go in a sex shop and out with a ***** and stick it in a drawer to hide it from your parents. Yes it sounds fishy but you should try it.
FML102938 8
Ahhhhh fishy… I see what you did there ;)
FML102938 8
Ahhhhh fishy… I see what you did there ;)
FML102938 8
Ahhhhh fishy… I see what you did there ;)
FML102938 8
Ahhhhh fishy… I see what you did there ;)
Enslaved 38
And I see what you did there 4 times.(:
RedPillSucks 33
comment bug. Sometimes the comment doesn't show up even after a couple of refreshes. So people think it didn't work and submit the comment again.
dcg1375 7
Buy a Lelo. They're discreet so nobody has to know what it is.
RoseCrystal 17
borrow your brother's electric toothbrush
tylersign 11
While he goes running.
grahambertus 11
Use the ***** in your car's tailpipe.
TeeHee124 0
Nice cross FML reference
oliver86 8
I actually know someone who's electric toothbrush went missing, he found in his sister's room.
Livencountry 5
Do a handstand in the shower then. Never know it might be the best thing ever.
rmeyer6 0
but make sure there's a shower mat so you don't slip!
natashax21 5
Could also be the worst thing ever when they OP busts their head open:)
chickenwalrus 14
while she "busts a nut"
Jdeluxh 12
True love will find a way.
pardonski 0
Yeah or finds a *****
michi23 0
Or not......
ikickgingers 15
Sometimes you aren't looking for love... And just want to get off. Just saying.
deadman93 8
you just ruined the fun of this page :(
Jdeluxh 12
It was supposed to be a joke about her and the shower head being reunited.
MissRoxiie 12
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Thats just wrong, who the heck use a shower head as a *****?? (except op of course) you realy need a boyfriend...
lemon_phat 11
She doesn't stick the shower head up there..... She just uses the water...
fmlsaves 0
Lol I know a few
kevin2407_fml 2
It's interesting you were the first to suggest that... (FYI, many use the shower head. Not in the way you said it though.)
RawrNom 0
LOL! sorry Im just smiling at your post. I'm pretty sure they don't ram the head up there! just the water lol!
MissRoxiie 12
Sorry, i just didn't think it that way.
Daralea 21
FYL if you've never used it at least once. (not as a ***** though :S)
ShroomsOnAcid 17
I bet you're gonna go try it now. ;)
aissie 2
You're very closed minded, aren't you?
Llama_Face89 34
Try the pulse setting MissRoxiie :P
jrgarcia715 0
Haha wow miss roxiie
blakerzz 0
Your sooooooooo hotttttttt.