Today, while taking pills for a headache, I threw my head back to help get the pills down, and in the process, whacked it against the brick windowsill behind me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Today, I woke up with a hangover and a pounding headache and tried to take an ibuprofen with a glass of water. I missed my mouth and threw the pill directly into my eye. FML
Today, I lifted up my blinds, only for them to detach from the wall, hit me on the head, knock a pile of paper over, spill a can of Pepsi, leave plaster all over the floor and a gaping hole in the wall above my window. FML
Today, at work, I managed to hit myself in the face with a large sheet pan. The force made me back into a shelf, which knocked a box off the top, which hit me in the head and knocked me out-cold. I now have a fat lip, a sore head, and bruises all over from the fall. FML
Today, I was taking a dump at the Home Depot. After I was finished, I was bent over and pulling the toilet paper out of the holder. I pulled too hard, causing the dispenser lid to fling open and smack me on the back of the head. FML
Today, I woke up in the hallway. I took a sleeping pill the night before to get a good sleep in for work, but it turns out it was too strong. I got dizzy and passed out on my way to my bed, fell in the hall and chipped my two front teeth, and slept there - straight through work the next day. FML
Today, I woke up so hungover that when I went to the bathroom and caught sight of myself in the mirror, I screamed, slipped backwards, and smashed my head against the rim of my bathtub. FML
Today, while trying to relax because I'm sick and I feel like crap, the shower head attachment fell and hit me on the head. FML
Today, my head has been killing me. I've had the worst headache ever. Happy that I could finally sleep, I plopped onto my bed and bashed my head on the wall. FML
Today, while we were exploring a building, my dad and I somehow got separated. After about 30 seconds, I found him on the other side of a door, so I went to go through what I thought was a door. Instead, I smashed my head on a windowpane and collapsed to the floor in pain in front of 5 people. FML
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Top comments
Mahomie123 0
better take some extra pills then..
every1luvsboners 11
Hopefully the windowsill is okay. I don't think that was a headache. That was what is left of your brain trying to escape before you do anymore dumb shit.
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Comments (110)
Mahomie123 0
better take some extra pills then..
opendoorclosed 8
The true definition of headbanging...
THE_A_TEEN 28
That would have been an epic facepalm moment, but I'm afraid the op's headache would get worse...
margie2194 12
Oh! The irony!
AnonymousTroll 2
Pills here!
gojira666 7
Im very sorry to hear that michael.
Buttsexpirate 9
I'm grabbin pills!
Michael_Kelso 0
I'm gonna say YDI. There isn't really a reason to throw your head back to swallow pills. I don't throw my head back every time I take a bite of something. That's what my tongue is for.
P374RD3D 9
#17 win
cupcakesnpot 9
Well OP you hit your head for nothing.... Throwing your head back actually closes the throat and looking down opens the throat! Sorry about your head, take some more pills look down this time, and call me in the morning.
knighthawk69 0
Hiiiiii
GwarKitty 5
WHATTAHEAD!
Hyperson 0
OP is obviously an idiot. Throwing your head back to swallow constricts your throat and makes you more likely to choke. The windowsill was trying to smack you for your ignorance.
Aim4thebullseye 4
I throw my head back in the air sometimes...
ImFrackinBored 13
Try water next time...
nalia18 8
Sounds like someones takin too many pills to me
lemon_phat 11
Why were you standing that close to the wall?
THE_A_TEEN 28
It will forever be a mystery...
DrDilllonReese 12
The wall wa beckoning hin
Daralea 21
He can't remember why.
peptidoglycan 4
Maybe he was sitting on a chair in front of a window
flockz 20
no no he obviously has levitation powers and was in fact laying down on the wall.
Scands_59 14
Did the pills go down?
heyitsdiamond 5
That's what I was thinking lol :)
loroxe 6
It would of been funny if they came flying out of his mouth lol.
choshaki 8
Ouch feel better OP
Savra_fml 17
Not easier to use a glass of water?
katiebearr10 0
Dumbass.
lizard399 0
It was plotting against you... Some might say: you should have noticed it, but don't listen! Those bricks have it out for you man! Run! Ruunn!!!
s0m3guy2010 21
Covering up the headache with an even more severe headache... that is the most genius cure I've ever heard of.
love2killu 21
Lol ur hilarious, but the truth hurts
ShroomsOnAcid 17
This posted in the wrong place so just ignore it.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Can't...ignore...sh..shrooms..c..c..c..comm...comment. Need..h..h..he..help...
every1luvsboners 11
Hopefully the windowsill is okay. I don't think that was a headache. That was what is left of your brain trying to escape before you do anymore dumb shit.
xosportsgirl14x 8
Any more*
rawrkittyrawr 6
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olpally 33
44-never correct every1luvsboners, he's a boss..
laurark96 2
Really, 44? You had to clarify the space for us?
icefshng8 9
*Dumb grammar Nazis probably couldn't fix this sentence/word.