sad
Reserved 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my parents got rid of our detachable shower head. Looks like I'm single again. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
albinoalligator
Elkton, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Terms and conditions
Today, I declined an apartment because it didn't have a detachable shower head that I could use for my enjoyment. FML
NoBasement4U
Medicine Hat, Canada
Today, my dad went to a hardware store to replace the broken shower head in my bathroom. He got the cheapest shower head he could find, and so when I took a shower, the shower head burst out and hit me square in the face. FML
Username
Today, my ex-girlfriend moved out. I came back to a sparsely furnished home; she'd even taken the shower head, my beard trimmer, and the soap from the bathroom. FML
ravestradamus
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was enjoying some "alone time" with the detachable shower head when someone flushed the toilet, causing the cold water to run out and badly scald my genitals. It hurts to walk. FML
BadatDIY
United Kingdom
Feeling dumb?
Today, the maintenance workers finally came to my apartment to fix the shower-head that kept falling off the wall. I was annoyed because they had replaced it a few weeks ago and since then, it'd been a problem. They went into my bathroom, turned the shower head around, and left. FML
Anonymous
Priorities
Today, my parents announced they're getting a divorce. Now I don't know who's going to do my laundry. FML
ShowerheadGirl
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Common passion
Today, I was having an intimate moment with my detachable shower head. I opened my eyes to find my husband of 4 months looking down on me. The only thing he said was, "You too?" FML
Anonymous
Spring, United States
Today, after having a pretty rough day, I decided a nice, hot shower would be great. Ten minutes in, the shower head apparently couldn't take the water pressure anymore, and it flew off and hit me in the face. FML
home owner
United States
Headshot
Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML
WaychulMonster
Things hate me
Today, while trying to relax because I'm sick and I feel like crap, the shower head attachment fell and hit me on the head. FML
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ms_YoungMula 8
So when there's no hot water running do you change your fb status to "it's complicated"
jiimbo344 0
Buy a *****
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Comments (369)
QE1 9
I'm glad I'm not using your shower. Don't be a cheapo...get a *****!
brandnewkey 14
They must have caught on...great way to avoid confrontation about where their showerhead has been.
ALesserIvy 2
Busted
chrisa7x6661 0
you have your hand
rubyliu8420 7
so when u had the shower head u weren't single? that's really pathetic!
XoXoKaylynXoXo 5
How about you chop off both your hands and see of you're not in the same boat.
usmcgalie 0
Might wanna buy yourself a friend. Not that expensive.
12fhstar 4
im sorry , but maybe youu should find a new way to ...... 'support yourself' and keep happy .. youll get what you need soon enuff .. i can give u a little hint .. theres a neat 'ol thing called a *****(:
bubo_fml 11
Your parents probably couldn't afford such a high water bill..."Damn it Edna, that kid takes a shower every 1/2 hour!"
phiend99 4
Time to hook up with BOB.
missaabbcc 3
Not true! You've still got a date! Two, actually. Their names: Hand 1 and Hand 2.
cinderella10383 6
Or lefty and righty as I like to say :)